Quick Facts

Series

1.	Those Aren't Masks
2.	Put It On
3.	Promontory Point

Storyline
Vashj'ir, Abyssal Depths Bio-Fuel Fuel-ology 101 The Brothers Digsong Phosphora Hunting A Lure Coldlights Out Enormous Eel Egg The Brothers Digsong 2: Eel-Egg-Trick Boogaloo One Last Favor Sira'kess Slaying Treasure Reclamation A Standard Day for Azrajar Those Aren't Masks Put It On Into the Totem Scalding Shrooms ... It Will Come Unplug L'ghorek Fiends from the Netherworld Communing with the Ancient Runestones of Binding Ascend No More! Prisoners Twilight Extermination All that Rises Defending the Rift

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Comments

Comment by 446413

Possibly a reference to Independence Day movie;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rw5MosKRm4

Comment by elilla

Best quest in the game I've run into...YOU INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS!

Oh and you can wear it again. MUAHAHA! I SEE YOU!

Comment by 608419

YOU WILL SERVE ME AND THEN DIE PAINFULLY.

Pretty funny what happens here.

Comment by Aisenfaire

Engineer Hexascrub yells: Oh gods! It's not dead! RUN!
Jorlan Trueblade yells: What the... <yourname>?
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: This is marbles and conkers!
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL SERVE ME AND THEN DIE PAINFULLY.
Engineer Hexascrub yells: Don't eat my head!
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: Hexascrub, you elekk's trunk? You haven't got a pot of glue!
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL SERVE ME AND THEN DIE PAINFULLY.
Engineer Hexascrub yells: It's all your fault! It was supposed to be dead! Now it ate your brains!
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: Nutmegs don't fail me now!
Merciless One yells: DIE.
Engineer Hexascrub yells: We're all going to die!
Jorlan Trueblade yells: You fools stop running around! Face it!
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Jorlan Trueblade yells: Somebody knock that thing off of <yourname>'s head!
Merciless One yells: I COME FROM BELOW.
Engineer Hexascrub yells: Get away! Get away!
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: Nutmegs don't fail me now!

*Edit: I tried it again. Some lines appear to change randomly. Second try:

Engineer Hexascrub yells: Oh gods! It's not dead! RUN!
Jorlan Trueblade yells: What the... <yourname>?
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: This is marbles and conkers!
Engineer Hexascrub yells: I'm too young to die! Hell, I'm too pretty to die!
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL SERVE ME AND THEN DIE PAINFULLY.
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Jorlan Trueblade yells: You fools stop running around! Face it!
Merciless One yells: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Engineer Hexascrub yells: Get away! Get away!
Engineer Hexascrub yells: Don't eat my head!
Jorlan Trueblade yells: Somebody knock that thing off of <yourname>'s head!
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: Hexascrub, you elekk's trunk? You haven't got a pot of glue!
Lieutenant "Foxy" Topper yells: Hexascrub, you elekk's trunk? You haven't got a pot of glue!

Comment by Riven

If you are like me and can't get over how entertaining this quest is, talk to Hexascrub and choose the "let me see that Merciless One again" dialogue for repeat fun.

Comment by Xdoom

I could'nt stop laughting. All npc were scattering around in fear.

Comment by 112652

What could possibly go wrong?
*Tries it*
OMGARRRGHHHHHHHELPHELPWTF

...

Hexascrub, let me see that merciless one again.
Sure!

Although judging by the end text it was just a hallucination....

Comment by Thortok2000

Foxy's Translations:

This is ~~marbles and conkers~~ bonkers!
You're all ~~fore and aft~~ daft for putting that on!
I'm ~~jumping jack~~ back in Gilneas on the spot!
You've gone ~~mum and dad~~ mad, you have!
~~Nutmegs~~ Legs don't fail me now!
What's that ~~rabbit and pork~~ gabbin' it's going on about?
I'm gonna need me a good ol' ~~tiddlywink~~ drink after this!
Knock it off their ~~lump of lead~~ head!
Hexascrub, you ~~elekk's trunk~~ drunk? You haven't got a ~~pot of glue~~ clue!

Comment by kumalo

I forgot I was still in ghost wolf form when I did this and it looked pretty funny seeing a wolf running around all rabid and crazy!

Comment by Farmbuyer

And if it weren't for Toldrek charging you and knocking you down, you'd still be wearing it.

Comment by Geldart

Tried it a few times... some of the things the Merciless One can yell:

I COME FROM BELOW
INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS
YOUR WORLD CRUMBLES BEFORE YOU
YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE
DIE
YOU WILL SERVE ME AND THEN DIE PAINFULLY

Awesome. And he says them in purple in the chat text.

Comment by Nimrod

Why is it all the bad ideas are from gnomes. Anyone know the last time a gnome had a good idea?

Still...

Hexascrub, let me see that Merciless One again.

Comment by DrMrsTheMonarch

I can't believe no one's mentioned this being a possible parody of headcrabs from half-life.

Comment by 555322

Dont't know if any other small-fry's have noticed this, but when gnomes have that thing on their head, they seem to hover just underneath it... See! being short has its benefits!

Comment by 130410

"I think I'll just put this dead octopus on my he-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

Comment by 178673

I love this quest. I couldn't stop smiling for like ten minutes after completing it.

Comment by wharris

Guide to Vashj'ir Abyssal Depths Alliance quests:

The entire Vashj'ir line starts in Stormwind with Call of Duty.
The immediate pre-requisite to this chain is Full Circle from
Shimmering Expanse.

At any time, kill a Hellscream Seadog to get Claim Korthun's End.

Main chain:
Bio-fuel
Fuel-ology 101 ( use 2 remora and 3 hammerhead oil)
The Brothers Digsong
Phosphora Hunting
A Lure and Coldlights Out
Optional: Enormous Eel Egg should have dropped, which starts
a quest leading to The Brothers Digsong 2: Eel-Egg-Trick Boogaloo

Next: One Last Favor which also unlocks optional quests

Those Aren't Masks
Put it On
Several optional quests:

Scalding Shrooms and Into the Totem
... It Will Come (also unlocks Fiends from the Netherworld)
Unplug L'ghorek
Communing with the Ancient
Runestones of Binding and Ascend No More!
Optional: Twilight Cage Key drops to start Prisoners
Twilight Extermination
All that Rises
Back to Darkbreak Cove
Defending the Rift (gives 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and ends the Vashj'ir quests)

Comment by Gadoink4

I don't think a single player has done this quest and then not immediately done it again.

Comment by Enys

If you go to the cave and this guy doesn't give you the quest it's because you must finish around 120/130 Vashjr quests to be able to get it.

It doesn't matter if you're lvl 81, you won't get the quest if you haven't done the previous chains before.

Comment by Boxofbeer

Put It On http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfYnfNQCn0

Comment by Animexlife

I love this quest, these water zones have some of the funniest quests. I don't know why more people don't like Vash'Jir. I love it.

Links

Put It On

Witness what occurs when you place the Merciless One on your head.

	Merciless One worn (1)

Description

Hey, <name>, I've got an idea for a disguise! Take one of these merciless whatchamacallits and put it on your head.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ready to put it on?

Completion

Rewards

You will be able to choose one of these rewards:

	Riptide Legguards

You will be able to choose one of these rewards:

	Severed Visionary Tentacle

You will also receive:

Gains

Upon completion of this quest you will gain:

See if you've already completed this by typing:

/run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(25987))