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тут всё просто, рядом с квестгайвером стоит лошадь, надо на неё залезть и ждать когда к вам будут подбегать различные НПЦ. Как только они подбегут, поговорите с ними и они возьмут у вас квест. И так три раза.

Комментарий от cqfp

после этого квеста я официально хочу извиниться перед всеми квестгиверами, с которыми когда-нибудь общался =)
ЗЫ тот вар на фрост вирме- ГОВНЮК! я тоже хочу уже летать в азероте Т_Т

Комментарий от 572023

Квест сам по себе - кладбище пасхалок.
Первая пасхалка - название квеста, Добро Пожаловать в Систему (Welcome to the Mashine) - песня с альбома 1975го года Wish You Were Here группы Pink Floyd.
Вторая пасхалка - первые строки описания квеста, Подойди сюда, <милый юноша/милая девушка>. Сигару?... (в оригинале Come in here dear <boy/girl>, have a cigar. You gonna go far..) - начало следующей в уже названном альбоме песни Have a Cigar.
Третья пасхалка (что весьма сомнительно, но всё же может это пасхалка, а может просто здоровый стёб) - первый из "Геров", которому вы выдаёте задание - отсыл к Дональду из Dark Legacy Comics, тоже весьма недалёкому персонажу.
Последняя, четвёртая пасхалка - это разговор с героем-БЭ на коне.
"Теперь посмотри на меня. А теперь снова на меня. Да-да, эта лошадь действительно из звёзд." - отсыл к нашумевшему рекламному ролику Old Spice.

Вот так = )
Плюсаните если повеселил вас)

Комментарий от 444611

Какая завуалированная реклама небесного скакуна, звезда в шоке.

Комментарий от 543109

Только что сделал, посмеялся от души, с прекрасным чувством юмора квест :)

Комментарий от 834970

Квест юморной. Порадовал.

Если кто-то что-то не рассмотрел или забыл - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjn-v4dbOE

Комментарий от fnx123

катаклизм стоило купить хотя бы ради двух квестов "гномоцид" и этот :) порадовало!

Комментарий от Zullin

Тут ещё показаны 3 вида игроков:
1. Нуб тока вошедший в вов и ещё он говорит тупо с включенным капслоком
2. Даже не знаю как описать ну... тот кто прошёл много чего просто сидя в углу(точного названия не знаю)
3. Зажравшийся твинк (присмотритесь к наплечам хотяб, хотя о чём я говорю ведь это видно уже по маунту))

Комментарий от 330686

Джонни Потрясный говорит: Хорошо, я сделаю то единственное, о чем ты меня просишь. Но постарайся найти для меня еще какую-нибудь неквалифицированную работу, иначе ты будешь видеть меня снова и снова, а мои комментарии на форумах тебе и вовсе не понравятся.

Типичный вайнер)))

Кстате, тот андед который взял первый квест потом попадет в паутину и его придется спасать ^_^

Комментарий от NeroDemon

Квест прям убил (ага, я андед), хоть побыли в роли квестгиверов, это реально была прям мечта =D

Комментарий от mypbl4

дальнейшая судьба тех, кому тЫ раздал квест, напоминает русский народнЫй сюжет...один пошёл в одну сторону - коня потерял, другой во вторую и голову сложил, вот только не помню, что с третьим должно бЫло случиться((

Комментарий от 1022698

второго которого зовут Оркус и правда утонет а после цепочки кв он погибнет и его наградят званием герой орды

Комментарий от Esferos

Позже в Топких полях можно будет встретить оплакивающего своего коня БЭ, сам же конь похоронен рядом на поле, с торчащими из земли копытами и хвостом :)

Комментарий от karver13

Это подарок, это реально подарок от разработчиков, просто поклон вам.

Комментарий от Wayned

Улыбнуло)

Комментарий от jestersdance

Со всеми нашими новыми знакомыми мы сможем встретиться позже.

Дюмлон СПАСАЕТ МИР И БЕРЕТ В ПЛЕН ЛЮДЕЙ!"Возможно, стоит освободить его и проводить в безопасное место. Ну или оставить его здесь, ведь не вы же виноваты, что он застрял в этом руднике."

Оркус тонет в воде у руин Южнобережьяи позже посмертно становится героем Орды

Джонни оплакивает своего скакуна и, поднабравшись опыта, покоряет Огненную передовую

Комментарий от Avines

Это...Лучший Квест, который я только делал...

Комментарий от NeroDemon

Для понимающих:
Видимо здесь вас и начинает тянуть в системе. Надо было перейти по ссылке.

Комментарий от 1455587

"Игроки должны не выполнять квесты, а раздавать их!", подумали Близзы. Вначале сделали этот квест. А позже, в Дреноре - гарнизоны:).

За сам квест - огромаднейшее спасибо, давно так не веселился).

Комментарий от 1374013

Добро пожаловать в систему https://youtu.be/0ccHiwWfT5A

Комментарий от EmpoGTR

Для тех, кто не внимательно прочел текст квеста. Нужно залезть на коня, который стоит рядом с квестгивером, чтобы начать его выполнять.

Комментарий от Nermor

Просто потрясающий квест

despite the lower-level of this quest, it's actually shaping up to be the winner of the "Quest of the year" award, due to it's sheer awesomeness.

in this quest, YOU are the questgiver.

you don't really have to do anything, just sit back and have a few laughs as the hillarious dialog ensues.

basically, you get 3 quests that you gotta give to someone else, just get on the pale skeletal horse next to you, and ta-dah now u're a questgiver (complete with the "!" above your head)

then watch as 3 NPC's (representing 3 stereotypes of players) come to you, and take your quests, once u've given them those quests, you get off the horse, and u're done.

the following dialoge happens with the 3 NPC's

High Executor Darthalia says: Stand tall and proud, <name>. Don't let any of these scrubs give you any trouble. Show them who's boss!

High Executor Darthalia says: I see one coming now! Looks like a real winner. Keep it cool, <name>. Keep it cool.

A level 19 character named Dumass walks in, saying everything in capital letters.

Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!

Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!

Dumass says: HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY!
HELP!
HI!

Maybe you should go take a nap or something. I don't know if I have any work for you.

Dumass says: OK! THANKS! I'LL JUST WAIT HERE WITH YOU! THANKS! OK!

Wait a minute. It looks like something just came up. Yes, right here on this sheet of paper. You need to head southeast to to the Azurelode Mine and report to Captain Keyton. Southeast is that way *you point southeast*.

Dumass says: NORTH! GOT IT! THANKS! BYE! THANKS!

High Executor Darthalia says: These new Forsaken tend to be a little... um... stupid. It usually takes awhile for them to acclimate.

High Executor Darthalia says: Oh great... not this one again. I know this orc. He's got no business being here, but since he's a bottom-feeding pansy he likes to hang around here and prey on the helpless. Don't let him bully you.

The level 80 Kingslayer Orkus of the guild <Red Like My Rage> flies in on his frost wyrm mount, fully equipped with tier 10 gear.

Kingslayer Orkus yells: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?

Kingslayer Orkus says: HAH! Looks like you're running out of idiots to put atop this horse, Darthalia. This is the puniest one yet.

Kingslayer Orkus says: What have you got for me today, weakling? Point me to where the Alliance hide and I shall DOMINATE THEM!

Kingslayer Orkus says: I have seen the fall of the Lich King. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe. When called upon, I alone spearheaded a victory for the Argent Crusade against the beasts of Northrend. Now, I come for the ultimate challenge. What does Hillsbrad Foothills have to offer Kingslayer Orkus?

Um... Apparently there are bloodthirsty worgen running rampant in the south. Maybe you could help with them?

Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?

None.

Kingslayer Orkus says: Then Orkus WILL DO IT! YES!

Right, thanks. Just go ahead and head south. Far south. Probably off the coast.

Kingslayer Orkus says: Yes, cowardly quest giver, sit atop your pale horse while Orkus brings glory to the Horde! I shall return with a thousand skulls!

High Executor Darthalia says: Here's to hoping he never returns. Maybe he'll drown?

High Executor Darthalia says: Ah, crap. You're on your own with this one, <name>.

Johnny Awesome, a level 20 blood elf, of the <Uber Town> guild rides in on a Celestial Steed and fully equipped with heirlooms.

Johnny Awesome says: Johnny Awesome has arrived, philistine. Present me with your menial tasks so that I may complete them with only mild enthusiasm and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display.

Johnny Awesome says: Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

What pointless series of tasks befitting a mentally deficient orc have you prepared for me?

Well, we are having some problems at the Sludge Fields, located northeast of here. Warden Stillwater could use your help.

Johnny Awesome says: Fine, fine, what else?

That's all.

Johnny Awesome says: That's all? One quest? Surely you jest. Are there not bear asses to collect? Perhaps a rare flower that I could pick from which you will make some mildly hallucinogenic tonic which you will then drink, resulting in visions of a great apocalypse? Perhaps the local populace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice? No? Nothing?

THAT'S ALL, JOHNNY AWESOME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

Johnny Awesome says: I will do this ONE thing that you ask of me, quest giver. Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind.

is obvious that the 3 NPCs represent 3 THICK stereotypes of players, with dumass representing the n00b idiots who don't pay atention to any simple instructions and say all in caps, Orkus represents the elitist player who somehow belives to be superior to the rest due to his or her acomplishments, yet frowns on taking an actual challenge, and prefer to display bravado by killing stuff that is in no way a real danger to them.

Johnny Awesome is....... urg I better not start xD

after this rather hillarius dialog, just dismount from the horse, turn your quest in, and with this your days doing "desk jobs" are over, it's just so much easier to build and lead a 25man raid than put up with the diferent kinds of players as a quest-giver isn't it?

this quest is full of references, for example the quest name and the opening sentence of the quest refers to the songs "Welcome to the Machine" and "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd respectively.

and the "Now look at yourself. Quickly, look back at me. Yes, this IS horse made of STARS." quote by Johnny Awesome is a reference to an Old Spice commercial.

Kudos to blizzard for making what is arguably the most memorable quest in online gaming.

Edit: Typos, and also added the full dialog

Комментарий от Sumadin

~~Why do horde get all the cool quests?~~... erm I mean: Why do horde get to give out all the cool quests?

Комментарий от 11459

Best quest EVER. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Комментарий от gaudaloht

My god, Literally rofled

That quest is full of pure win

Hands down to blizzard

When I saw that guy dumass, i saw Donald

Комментарий от forgottenring

Man this quest is the best. Totally unexpected. Once I hopped on the horse and got a "!" I bust out laughing. Dumass was hilarious, but Johnny Awesome takes the award in this quest.

Комментарий от 362997

Agree.. this is the single best quest ever made by Blizzard !

Комментарий от 708808

As if this quest wasn't golden as is,
the homage to Pink Floyd makes it absolutely perfect.

BTW which one's Pink?

Комментарий от 139938

You'll eventually encounter all three NPCs again, if you so choose:

1) Kingslayer Orkus is found just off the docks in the Ruins of Southshore, and will start this quest.

2) You will need to rescue Dumass from deep inside the Azurelode Mine.

3) Warden Stillwater from the Sludge Fields will send you to find Johnny Awesome after he gets lost amidst all those mushrooms.

Комментарий от 696978

This quest cracked me up. I was actually, literally laughing out loud. Awesome.

Комментарий от 386747

I've mained Alliance for all 6 years I've played WoW, but this certainly has to be one of the most hilarious quests I've ever done.

Комментарий от 76065

I've still got tears drying on my cheeks and I cannot stop laughing. Thank you, Blizz - this was truly the most epic quest ever! Oh man, the laughing is making my gut hurt, but it is totally worth it!

Комментарий от jaq1010

I can't figure out, between this and the "Day When Deathwing Came" quests, what my favorite quest in the game is, but this one is right up there. Quest made me chuckle because I'm a Kingslayer who has spent the last three days running low level quests for fun. Quest givers must look at me and go "why the heck is HE here?" Johnny Awesome just says the truth about what we've all thought about silly and pointless quests, and the horse made of stars line had me rolling on the floor. And oh, Dumass. So much win in so little time, hilarious quest.

Комментарий от simbic

So awesome quest. Blizzard, hats off!

Комментарий от 710930

Possibly my favourite new quest thus far. Despite just sitting there, its a great way for blizzard to poke fun at the more annoying parts of the playerbase, something we all do at some times.

Seeing Orkus not being able to swim later just capped it all off.

Комментарий от omer681

This quest is an obvious reference to World of Warcraft.

Комментарий от potenzix

Good ol' Blizzard heavily bashes their players in this quest. Good to know that the people who run this game know their players.

Комментарий от Giantfoamhat

Haha, amazing quest. Please take the time to read it. Don't be a Johnny Awesome!

Комментарий от 104207

awesome quest,died laughing trough it .... and thought what kind of players quest givers have to deal with

Комментарий от 357385

Best. Quest. Ever.

Комментарий от Mewbaraue

In Soviet Russia NPCs get quests from you!

Комментарий от Icarui

Honestly, my second favorite part of this entire quest is the reward the 'Cue Cue Gloves'

Someone one my server made a habit of linking it anytime someone whines on trade xD

Комментарий от 439253

I want an Alliance counterpart.

Комментарий от jakj

This quest has been given full voice-acting glory!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvF1o1ObPr0

Laugh and enjoy the voices of Dumass, Orkus, and Awesome!

Комментарий от Axar

This entire chain is genuinely funny! And so are the rest of the quests over here in Hillsbrad. I don't think I've ever had such a great time questing, lol.

Комментарий от 671292

I actually have a friend that uses the title "Kingslayer" and his name is Orkus, i thought it was game mechanics copying a random friend, but it was so hilarious when i found out it was simple coincidence.

Комментарий от Gyaris

Just be glad it isn't an escort quest.

Комментарий от 719483

if only this was the guy to give you the quest

Флойд Пинкус

Комментарий от Lilyrose1646

Never thought Blizzard could come up with a quest as great as this one, due to all the boring quests in the past...

Well done, Blizzard. Well done, I am impressed.

I laughed out loud when I saw Orkus.

I've seen too many players like that! Haha. xD

This quest is probably in one of the "Top Five Best Quests" :0

Least that's what I think.

They're making quests more fun and enjoyable in Cataclysm! In past expansions, quests were just.. boring. Lol.

Anyone else agree?

Комментарий от karwara

you get another quest a bit further on where you have to rescue dumass from the mine haha

Комментарий от 669865

Best quest ever and the follow up quests of the three NPCs are even better.

Комментарий от 742253

This quest is absolutely awesome. I laughed at every single line of dialogue said.

Комментарий от Grashka

It's been said before but it bears repeating:

Best. Quest. Ever.

And oh-dear-god... the hilarity of the blonde Belf on the Sparkle Pony. Even Blizzard makes fun of Elves.

I love this game.

Комментарий от 122049

Seriously the most epic quest ever imo ^^

Комментарий от 477028

Blizzard needs to make a quest like this for Alliance it would knock our socks off!

Комментарий от Broodix

This quest is so awesome that I abandoned it just to do it again.

Комментарий от Saltlick7

They even give you a buff showing up as a gold quest cup with the text "You are dispensing quests AND JUSTICE! YEA!"

Best ... quest ... EVER.

Комментарий от ProverbialNoose

This may be my favorite quest in the entire game. No matter what level you are, you have to do this quest, and read everything, it's hilarious.

Комментарий от 732970

I suspect that those saying this is the "best quest ever" have not yet experienced the Gnomebliteration quest in Uldum. This quest *is* entertaining, but I think that one takes the cake.

Комментарий от 782711

It cannot be said enough (capped in true Dumass fashion): GREATEST! QUEST! EVER! Love their own hysterical quests later down the road when you have to save their asses, but the reaction of Captain Keyton to you bringing Dumass back with you is one for the ages.

Комментарий от 743774

Best buff too:

Quest Giver: "You are dispensing quests. AND JUSTICE! YEA!"

Комментарий от 445863

Johnny awesome is really awesome! :D Reference to Old Spice Commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Комментарий от Deaconn

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

Brilliant.

Комментарий от 98301

Everything good I was gonna say about this quest has already been said. Just one thing....

"Are there not bear asses to pick?"

hehe

Комментарий от 463376

Repetitive I know but I must say it again. Best. Quest. EVER.

Комментарий от 142762

Almost as funny as saving damsels with that knight in Un'Goro.

Комментарий от Velariana

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this quest IS made of WIN.

Комментарий от Deathbang

I'm just going to say this: I have done over 3000 quests in this game. This quest is in my top 5. Every WoW player ever should do this quest. If you are alliance, make an undead and level it just to do this quest. It's that awesome.

Комментарий от sherrasama

I laughed so hard, I peed a little

Комментарий от 822408

the next quest with the 'bear eggs' is a real downer though

Комментарий от Quilan

Time to dispense quests... AND JUSTICE.

Комментарий от Iconoclast

This quest was awesome, I literally lol'd.

Комментарий от Khalipso

yes. this is, hands down, the BEST quest i have EVER done. classic.

Комментарий от iluvsilver11

Johnny Awesome is riding a TRH! :D
I thought he did look a bit retarded XD

Комментарий от Spankypants

I think this has just become my favourite quest ever!

Look at me peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this horse IS made of STARS.

Комментарий от Kalx

From the August 16 hotfix notes:

Players should now be able to keep the Quest Giver buff from the quest Welcome to the Machine in Hillsbrad Foothills.

Комментарий от 489530

Clearly a hat tip to Nyhm's song "Death Knight Spree"...

Now EVERYONE'S toon can be a quest giver!

Комментарий от 878962

Can you smell,what the LOK'TAR is cooking? lmao

Комментарий от 610373

I agree with many others, this is by and far the BEST QUEST EVER. The only thing that would have made it better is if there was another cursor floating around and clicking on you.

Комментарий от Chr15ty

Perhaps the local poopulace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice?

I SO want to see the follow-up. lol

Комментарий от 886991

I love how blizz even recognized that players in BOA's are generally tool bags haha

Great Quest

Комментарий от lford78

Ok, that was just awesome.

Комментарий от Pypode

"Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?"
Made me laugh out loud.

Комментарий от Luhka

"Are there not bear asses to collect?"

Laughed so hard I may or may not have done something involuntary. And messy.

Комментарий от 923612

That was hysterical, its like looking at players from the games point of view. I like the orc that will kill anything as long as its not dangerous. Reminds me of people playing leveled toons in the starting area, lololol..

Комментарий от 418351

The fact that the first quest that I gave out was to "Dumass" has got my attention, also the fact that Johnny Awesome from <Uber Town> acts like the Old Spice guy is ridiculously funny!

My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, because I was laughing so hard. Blizz needs more quests in there like this!

(side note to lozerette)
Gnombliteration is a fun quest, however after doing it 8 times on all of my toons, it gets old... If the gnomes were closer together or the quest only asked for 500 instead of 1000, it might have been better, IMHO Welcome to the Machine is better.

Комментарий от dayoodin

Like the others said, this quest line is both fun and funny, especially the parts involving Dumass! I like that you encounter each person you gave a quest to as you go along, and help them. It was kind of awesome getting to be a quest giver for a short time. ^_^

Комментарий от 940869

Best part is that this doesn't reqiuire you have done a quest chain for any zones before it.

Best. Quest. Ever.

Комментарий от Ruaten

Best quest ever? Possibly. My favoriote? No doubt.
I giggled the whole way through. XD

Комментарий от Zoeteklem

A good fourth stereo type would be the toon that runs up with like 5 baddies attacking him, tries to get help by the guards, nobody helps, he tries to get the quest but dies before excepting it/turning it in.

Комментарий от Spikeyman

There should be an Alliance quest thats like this... but blizz hates the Alliance...

Комментарий от shadowdragon986

So...

Am I the only one who tried to click himself to give himself a quest?

Damn you Pavlov.

Комментарий от saminata

I want this voiced so bad....

Комментарий от George14

Kingslayer Orkus was talking to Darthalia but Darthalia is an NPC. Lonely, much?

Комментарий от iFitzGerald

When Оркус Цареубийца says "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?", it's a reference to one of the catchphrases of professional wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnsson from WWF/WWE. The original phrase is "Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"

Комментарий от ExperimentX4d2

I think there should've been a fourth NPC with dungeon gear, in a levelling guild, that runs up, says "How many and what do I get?", nods, and runs off.

To describe the majority of players that quest. Go to the quest giver, take the quest, do quest, take reward.

Комментарий от raggedysally

For me, the only thing that would make this quest better is if even one of the hapless adventurers returned to turn in their quest... and you get to give them a Carrot on a Stick.

Комментарий от laurag12363

I have NEVER in all my long years of gaming simply sat and laughed so hard at one quest. I loved it!

Комментарий от wasere

This has to be the most fun quest in the game. I was laughing so hard when Johnny from Uber Town came in on his Starllion.

Комментарий от CircleofHealing

"Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind." from Johnny Awesome had my girlfriend inquiring why I was laughing so much at the computer.

Sooooo much like the battle.net forums.

I went for the Cue Cue (QQ!) gloves which I'll void store.

In any case, quests in Hillsbrad (once you pick yourself off the floor from this one) are much in the same vein. The ineptness of the Forsaken bureaucrats in middle management, trying to accomplish Sylvanas' master plans..... has you cleaning and covering up all manner of bungled operations.

It's material like this that makes Blizz great.

Комментарий от Ladrana

I must add to the many comments about how amazing and awesome this quest is!

There's a parody video on the story of ~~Dumbass~~ Dumass which (in my opinion) is pretty funny (:

(And I agree that the Alliance needs epic quests like this.)

edit: We do get quests like this though: За дело! >.<

Комментарий от Seahnjin

I did this quest with a friend while we were leveling our monks together. I told him we had to go to Hillsbrad because the first quest was one of the funniest ever.

After turning in the quest :
Him : "Uhhh that quest sucked so much."
Me : "...seriously ?"
Him : "You don't do anything."
Me : "Um, did you even read the text ?"
Him : "No."

I've never wanted to slap someone through internet so badly before

Комментарий от Vashz

Some of High Executor Darthalia comments.

Kingslayer Orkus Leaving......

High Executor Darthalia says: Here's to hoping he never returns. Maybe he'll drown?

Johnny Awesome Riding up......

High Executor Darthalia says: Ah, crap. You're on your own with this one,

Agreed,One of the funniest quests Horde side.

Комментарий от 300838

after 6 years of playing i can say w/o a doubt.

GREATEST. QUEST. EVER.

Комментарий от Armonis

No one seems to have said that the title, and some of the quest text here, is a reference to the song Welcome to the Machine, by Pink Floyd.

Комментарий от Imploded12

I must agree this is the Best Quest Ever! Had me in stitches!
I'm sorry to say but you do come across these stereotypes as often as I drink tea :-)
and I can drink loads of the stuff. Kettle is forever creating and shouting me so I have to go see what the racket is and then it insists I have a cuppa lol

Комментарий от Rforn

One of the best quests ever!

Комментарий от DerGole

I am leveling my horde monk now and came to this quest.
I thought, oh my, a reference to Pink Floyd, nice. But then it just got better and better.
This is one of the quests you must have made. PERIOD!

Комментарий от fmneto

Best. Quest. Ever. Covers noobs, noobs and noobs.

Комментарий от enzd1

This quest is everything everyone else says it is and more.

Комментарий от philcabinet

Needs an NPC that instantly runs up and accepts the quest and runs off before you can even tell him the objective.

Комментарий от Heggra

This Quest is spot on, The stereotypes fit real players. My favorite is the guy who's ready as long as he can't be hurt. someone at Blizzard must have actually teamed with these guys once.

Комментарий от BearakKGM

BEST QUEST EVER!

Комментарий от 913651

lol best quest ever really, was laughing my ass off

Комментарий от michnub

Best. Quest. Ever.

Комментарий от Dupin101

I'd imagine this is exactly what it feels like to be a Game Master.

Комментарий от takerudavis

It doesn't happen everyday that a quest actually cracks me up.

This is classic "soviet Russia" joke scenario. You give quests to NPCs.

So I climb on a mount and quest giver mark appears above my head. Oh, this is gonna be interesting.

Okay, so first we get Dumbass, sorry, I mean Дюмлон who apparently just got ressed by Целительница душ, probably for his first time.

HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY!
HELP!
HI!

Next up is orc, apparently kingslayer, named... Orkus... yeah, mate, original made you made yourself.

I have seen the fall of Король-лич. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe.

And so did half of the population, buddy.

And then there was Johnny... oooh, boy, when I saw him arrive on his Небесный скакун aka Crack Pony, I had laugh and I laughed hard.

I admit, I am "collector" type too and if I had bigger budget for WoW, I would buy all the shop extras, but the fact THEY used this most controversial mount for this NPC, most definitely just because of its reputation... it was just perfect.

So he arrives and starts bragging about his set of heirlooms...

Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

... his steed ...

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

and feels offended when I sent him off to Sludge Fields. No, seriously, that's your quest. Off you pop.

And then he /rude's me and before I can respond, he is gone, leaving me with my mouth wide open

Комментарий от 1374013

Welcome to the machine https://youtu.be/0ccHiwWfT5A

Комментарий от iZallen

This quest is made out of pure win.

Комментарий от MindbenderDK

Since no one else mentioned it i will.

If the quest fails as u hand out the quests, disable all ur addons = win

Комментарий от AzurePai

In hindsight this quest reads as Blizzard satirizing the garrison mission table two expansions before it was introduced.

Комментарий от WoWGnGP

I made i playthrough of this quest if anyone wish to see how to do it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLzKHjYbdgo

Комментарий от Kaiservash

May be a reference to ?

What do you think? Best quest ever xD

Комментарий от WonderhellQueen

tfw you realize you're kingslayer orkus

4 da horde

Комментарий от Zajber

Only rivaled by А-А-А-А-А-А-А!!! А-А-А-А-А!!! as funniest quest in the game.

Комментарий от Monomatapa

It's o.c. based on the Pink Floyd song with the same name.
The lyrics of this song are illustrative of the quest... ;)

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and 'scouting for boys'
You brought a guitar to punish your ma
And you didn't like school, and you
Know you're nobody's fool
So welcome to the machine
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star
He played a mean guitar
He always ate in the Steak Bar
He loved to drive in his Jaguar
So welcome to the machine

Комментарий от Internalrage420

On this page, it says that there's an additional reward that you can choose - There isn't anymore. As you can see, the link to the additional reward is broken indicating that the item may have been removed. I thought I accidentally didn't collect it but I don't think wow lets you do that lol.

Комментарий от JohnFromCali

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKING" is most likely a reference to WWE wrestler "The Rock", this is his famous catchphrase.

Комментарий от Sututiv

doing this quest as a Zandalari is impossible, when Orkus comes, he's not within talking range

Комментарий от bratgirl

There is a follow up to this quest *Бульк* ПОМОГИТЕ! *Бульк* over at 49.5, 74.3. It's a breadcrumb to a longer quest chain, but it's well worth doing just on its own if you enjoyed Добро пожаловать в систему.

Комментарий от Dedushka1963

Waiting for 15 minutes. No one shows up for the quests :(

Комментарий от Swordbreaker925

Noticed a typo with this quest. The NPC that gives it to you calls Orkus a "bottom-feedier"

Комментарий от Hasizae

Do not forget to jump on the skelettal steed besides for the guys to come pick their quest ;)

Комментарий от TigerAceRay

This is hands down my favorite quest lol.

Комментарий от CoaFeanaro

"(...) and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display."

I've never felt so called out in my Life XD

Комментарий от Lorian

I've been playing this game on and off since vanilla and this is still my #1 favourite quest.

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