Messner says: You know, I've always wondered why they call themselves orcs.
Messner says: Messner is a master of fire magic. We invite him to all of our barbecues.
Messner says: So I hear Varian Wrynn is back. That true? Sorry, I'm a bit out of the loop.
Messner says: I remember this one time, Keeshan and I were out fishing at the Lakeshire bridge and Keeshan farted. Don't think Oslow ever forgave Keeshan for that one...
Messner says: Jorgensen is real dainty, by the way. He's a paladin, so be careful what you say around him or you're liable to make him cry.
Messner says: It's an ugly word, you know? It's a word I'd use to describe defecating. For example:
Messner says: After that Pilgrim's Bounty dinner, I took a huge smelly orc.
Messner says: And keep the change you filthy animal!
Messner says: You know, Keeshan lost his wife to Blackrock orcs. He was never the same after that day. Was like the sun just set on his life. Darkness, man. Pure darkness.
Messner says: You ever notice how sarcastic the people living in Redridge are? Sometimes I feel like I just want to take a blow torch to that jackass Solomon's town hall.
Messner says: I'm just gettin' warmed up!
Messner says: They called us the Bravo Company. When things needed killin', we did the spillin'... of blood.
Messner says: You know, Keeshan lost his wife to Blackrock orcs. He was never the same after that day. Was like the sun just set on his life. Darkness, lady. Pure darkness.
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