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Kommentar von Calesta

In the beta, you have the option of paying 10g for tomorrow's crop forecast.

"Hey Jogu, what's the word of tomorrow's crops?"

Kommentar von Oldboltsides

If you have 5 Sauteed Carrots in your bags he will have a Daily quest that gives you rep with him.

Kommentar von Levantou

He can be found behind the still (basically behind the 'Way of the Brew' master) in Halfhill Market, Valley of the Four Winds.
Jogu likes Lovely Apple and 5 Sauteed Carrots (as mentioned above). his fee for forcasting the crops reduces as you earn reputation with him. @ Best friend (highest reputation) there is no fee.

Kommentar von 746315

If you plant what he "predicts," you get 7 of a crop instead of 5. Additionally, his predictions are consistent: if he says plants Frühlingszwiebeln on your main, he'll also tell you to plant Frühlingszwiebeln on your alt. Make sure to have at least one toon with high rep so you can save gold and get extra produce. If you are particularly lucky, you will get "plump" crops during his predictions resulting in 10 crops from a single plot.

BTW, if he predicts "jade melon," he means Jadekürbis.

Kommentar von Mandie

Plants can be harvested just after midnight but Jogu's predictions change at 4am when the dailies reset.

If today he says Cabbage from midnight until 4 am and Carrots from 4 am until midnight, tomorrow after midnight until 4 am harvesting Cabbage will give an extra 2, after 4 am until midnight harvesting Carrots will give an extra 2.

As of the 5.1 patch plants can no longer be harvested "just after midnigh" but at 3 am server time

Kommentar von 321961

Jogu the Drunk
Jogu der Betrunkene is located at Halfhill by the small pond.

When you are level 90, if you have Gebratene Karotten x5 in your pack he will offer you a daily to turn those in to him for rep.
One Sauteed Carrots is made with Saftigleckere Karotte x2
When you are level 90, his favourite gift is Hübscher Apfel along with Sho

Best Friends with Jogu the Drunk
When he is your Best Friend, he will give you free crop predictions.
He will also post you a Geheimer Vorrat, which is not surprisingly filled with alcohol.

As a farmhand he'll come and sit by the side of your pond. This makes it a little more convenient to ask him about the crop forecast.
Since he is only found at the market, he will come to your farm at any time.
The exception is if he has a daily quest "Weed Wars II" to hand out that day. He will disappear from your farm and be at his original pond in town. However, if you forgo asking anyone else to be a farmhand, the next day he isn't offering a daily he'll be back by your pond on your farm.

Crop Predictions Explained
Every day you can ask Jogu what his prediction for the crops tomorrow will be. This seems to be different per server (please let me know if you discover this is not the case). Jogu's crop predictions are quite useful if your goal is to sell vegetables for a profit. If you need a specific vegetable (say pink turnips for the pandaren feasts) you'll probably ignore the prediction and plant what you need.

Benefit
If you manage to plant and harvest your prediction-related crops at the right times, when you harvest them you will receive 7 vegetables from each plant rather than 5. Although two extra doesn't sound like much, it adds up when you have sixteen plots on your farm!

Cost
Depending on your level of friendship "reputation" with Jogu, he will charge you a certain amount for his prediction every time you ask him. At stranger it's 25g, whilst at best friends it's completely free. Beware that sometimes he will declare that his head hurts and he can't think. You'll have to try again a little later.

Timing
Jogu's predictions change at 4am server time. The crops on your farm become harvestable at midnight server time. However, if you wish to make use of Jogu's crop prediction you must adhere to a 4am-4am cycle which reflects when the prediction changes! (I discovered this the hard way when I harvested just after midnight, and only got 5 vegetables off each plant).

An example follows, which will hopefully clarify the cycle for you. Please note that:
- times are sever time
- the prediction certainly applies to all of your characters farms on the same realm
- if you try to harvest and plant one minute before midnight, you're not going to make it!
- the active prediction must pass by before it applies to your crop
- that this is an example and DOES NOT TELL YOU CURRENT PREDICTIONS

day	time	active prediction	harvest result	should plant

A	4am - midnight	carrots	n/a	carrots
B	midnight - 4am	carrots	5 carrots, so don't	nothing
B	4am - midnight	turnips	7 carrots	turnips
C	midnight - 4am	turnips	5 turnips, so don't	nothing
C	4am - midnight	scallions	7 turnips	scallions

So, you can do all of your harvesting, planting, and tending at once, once a day. You simply need to do so between 4am and midnight. Although I would recommend that you start your efforts well before 11:30pm to make sure that everything is planted and growing. If they aren't planted and tended before midnight, you will have lost a day.

General Information
Tied up with the new Pandaren cooking, and the Tiller's reputation are some individual "reputations" associated with ten npcs which are located around Halfhill and the Heartland in Valley of the Four Winds. All the information you could possibly want on farming and the associated reputations can be found in Perculia's guide. Note that there is more information if you scroll up.

If you want to feed every npc on one day you will need:

FISH	MEAT	VEG
05 Riffkrake	05 Rohes Schildkrötenfleisch	25 Frühlingszwiebeln
10 Jadelungenfisch	05 Rohes Tigersteak	35 Saftigleckere Karotte
05 Riesige Mantisgarnele	10 Wildgeflügelbrust	25 Streifenmelone
10 Krasaranglöffelstör
05 Kaiserlachs

By npc that's:

NPC	FOOD	INGREDIENT 1	INGREDIENT 2
Der alte Hügelpranke	Geschmorte Schildkröte x5	Saftigleckere Karotte x25	Rohes Schildkrötenfleisch x5
Jogu der Betrunkene	Gebratene Karotten	Saftigleckere Karotte x10
Chi-Chi	Pfannengericht nach Vier-Winde-Art x5	Wildgeflügelbrust x5	Riffkrake x5
Bauer Fung	Wildgeflügelbraten	Wildgeflügelbrust x5
Gina Lehmkrall	Verwirbelte Nebelsuppe	Jadelungenfisch x5
Sho	Blütenfischfilet	Jadelungenfisch x5	Streifenmelone x25
Ella	Garnelenklößchen	Riesige Mantisgarnele x5
Fischi Rohrroder	Zwillingsfischplatte	Krasaranglöffelstör x10
Tina Lehmkrall	Feuergeisterlachs	Kaiserlachs x5	Frühlingszwiebeln x25
Haohan Lehmkrall	Gegrilltes Tigersteak	Rohes Tigersteak x5

Kommentar von 580371

I just paid him 25g to have him say "Ughhhh... my head is hazy... try again later." Clearly he doesn't always have an accurate forecast (stupid weatherman, /grumble).

Kommentar von Qoko

Scratch all that what I have said before. Mandie is actually completely correct. The time frames used by this system are 0:00-4:00 and 4:01-23:59. If you plant something between 0:00-4:00, it will ripe at the next 0:00 and have extra, and stop having extra after 4:01. If you plant between 4:01-23:59 it will ripe at 0:00, but only start to give extra at 4:01, and it will stop giving extra at the next 0:00.

24 hours is not relevant per se, you can just as much plant the forecast at 23:59, and when you harvest it 4:01 it should give you extra. Similarly, plant something at 3:59 and it should give extra the next 0:00. It does mean however, if you plant something and harvest it exactly 24 hours later it will give extra.

Kommentar von yodadoe

The possible predictions are listed below. It should be noted that there's no "Jade Melonsh" in the game. I can confirm that this prediction is in fact for Jade Squash, not Striped Melon. I planted some of both and only the Jade Squash procs extras.

Which berries should you plant? Witchberries, of course!
Oooh... ooooh! My senses are tingling! I see... huge Green Cabbages in your future.
Fields of white turnips. Raw and shipicy!
Have I ever told you that I hate Scallions? Hate 'em! <Jogu lets out a loud belch.> Unfortunately for me, they're going to be in high season tomorrow.
Striped melons are quite juishy this time of year! Put some sheeds in the ground, and you will reap the harvest on the morrow.
Jade Melonsh grow the color of milky jade. Conditionsh will be perfect tomorrow for growing thish vegetable... I think.
I'm seeing Pink Turnipsh in your future.
You ever heard of a juicycrunch carrot? They'll never be juicier than tomorrow.
Pumpkins! It'sh gonna be huge, gigantic pumpkins!
Shpring for a leek, and you might get two.
Ughhhh... my head is hazy... try again later.

Kommentar von Molaca

Once you become best friends with Jogu he will send you his Geheimer Vorrat and a poorly written letter.

Well, <name>.

Now that we are best frenz, I am gonna share with you my mosht
precioushest possessionon.. my shecret shtash.

This is a collekshun of the finest aged drinksh I've ever tashted!

And come talk to me anytime you want a free crop reading.

Enjoy!

Jogu

<The rest of the letter is smeared.>

Kommentar von Starkodder

Tom Tom coordinates for the Tillers
Either they are here or at the Halfhill market giving their daily quest

coordinate - name - Food for the daily "feed em quest" - favorite gift
/way Valley of the Four Winds 53.6 52.6 Jogu the drunk - Sauteed Carrots - Lovely Apple
/way Valley of the Four Winds 48.3 33.8 Farmer Fung - Wildfowl Roast - Marsh Lily
/way Valley of the Four Winds 31.5 58.1 Ella - Shrimp Dumplings - Jade Cat
/way Valley of the Four Winds 53.2 51.8 Gina Mudclaw - Swirling Mist Soup - Marsh Lily
/way Valley of the Four Winds 41.7 30.0 Fish Fellreed - Twin Fish Platter - Jade Cat
/way Valley of the Four Winds 29.5 30.6 Sho - Eternal Blossom Fish - Lovely Apple
/way Valley of the Four Winds 30.9 53.1 Old Hillpaw - Braised Turtle - Blue feather
/way Valley of the Four Winds 45.1 33.8 Tina Mudclaw - Fire Spirit Salmon - Ruby Shard
/way Valley of the Four Winds 34.4 46.8 Chee Chee - Valley Stir Fry - Blue Feather
/way Valley of the Four Winds 44.6 34.1 Haohan Mudclaw - Charbroiled Tiger Steak - Ruby Shard

note: quest to "feed em" only shows if you have the cooked food already prepared (5 of each).
"Gift quest" only shows if you have one of the gifts in your bags (apple, marsh lily etc), you can turn the gift in to all but reputation gain is bigger if it is the correct tiller who gets it.

I didnt test if quests shows if you have the food or gift in the bank, but pretty pointless if it does,

Kommentar von 61213

Planting the crop Jogu recommends will help you complete the Listen to the Drunk Fish achievement all the more faster.

Kommentar von 817546

After hitting exalted with the Tillers I got the option to ask Jogu to "move into my pond" and he happily accepted, he now sleeps with the piggies... near my pond, of course.

Nevermore will mounts stand on your Jogu, he now stays at your farm!

Edit: If he's suddenly missing from your farm again it means he has a daily quest today and he'll be at his usual spot.

Kommentar von 839157

Am I the only one who felt sad reading his respond about his family when you give him 'Sauteed Carrots'? :(

Kommentar von Hinahina

Jogu lives in a crappy smelly pond with fish carcasses and flies that look like Space Invaders.

Of course I'm going to let the hobo live in my pig pond. It might be cleaner.

Kommentar von Spring

This guy drinks like a fish.

Kommentar von 656835

Jade melons used to mean jade squash, but the last time I planted jade squash I only got 5 each and none were bursting. (Bursting = immediately ripe. Something I have only seen happen with the crop of the day as far as I can tell.) This time I planted half jade squash and half striped melons (on my main which has 16 plots), one of which was bursting. So I will be planting striped melons on the rest of them. Bliz may have changed what it means, which would fit as I haven't seen the crop of the day as striped melons in quite a while. (Why they wouldn't just change the wording to be clear beats me.) Will try to update tomorrow when I see what the results are.

Got a second bursting striped melon on another toon.

Edit 11/16/12-Had no extras last week with striped melons and since then have seen some random bursting crops. Will try jade squash again and see what happens. (Beginning to wonder if it's random.)

Kommentar von tuxedobob

Now that DST is over, crop predictions/bonuses change at 3AM, not 4.

Kommentar von 1052755

Really helpful guide! Thanks a lot!

Kommentar von Gwalchgwynn

Cost of his predictions is:

No Rep: 25g
Stranger: 10g
Acquaintance: 1g
Buddy: 10s
Friend: 10s
Good Friend:
Best Friend: Free

Strange, but there was no reduction from Buddy to Friend. Still cost 10s.

Kommentar von Aliandrin

Why are so many adventurers enabling him? Stop it! Stop enabling him! You are killing him slowly!

Kommentar von 572194

List of links to faction and main NPC page of each Tillers member with friendship bar.

Die Ackerbauern Friends links:

Faction

NPC

Jogu der Betrunkene	Jogu the Drunk

Chi-Chi	Chi-Chi
Ella	Ella
Bauer Fung	Bauer Fung
Fischi Rohrroder	Fischi Rohrroder
Gina Lehmkrall	Gina Lehmkrall
Haohan Lehmkrall	Haohan Lehmkrall
Der alte Hügelpranke	Der alte Hügelpranke
Sho	Sho
Tina Lehmkrall	Tina Lehmkrall

Kommentar von Mushalor

Note: I'm posting this because, in wanting to find out more about Jogu as a character, I naturally assumed I could find it all through comments posted about him on Wowhead or through reading up on him at Wowpedia. No dice. Turns out, no one had already done the work, so all I could find was bare bones and incomplete lists of quotes he says. In the end, I had to go digging through quest lines and record interactions/various responses during quest/daily turn-ins all the way up to Best Friend.

Maybe the following will save someone else some time and effort if they end up being at all curious about this NPC like I was. (Or maybe this'll just get downvoted as extraneous information, but hey.)

Ultimately, I can only conclude that Jogu makes for a pretty depressing character.

Watertaster Kurashel says,

Our brother over there drowns his sorrows in apathy and wine, instead of work and toil.

Jogu is from a different tribe than us. He came far from the north, and will not speak much of what led him here.

(credit to spoonzilla and Hvatum)

When accepting the quest, A Gift for Jogu, Andi says,

Sometimes I feel sad for Jogu. He's the only jinyu around, and I don't think he has any friends. Other than his smelly bottle, of course.

During the course of gaining friendship with him, Jogu says several morose statements about himself, too.

You are a good friend, <name>. Maybe my only friend.

You know, I've decided I like having you as a friend. Makes me think that maybe I can have other friends, too.

He also implies he lost his whole family. When the daily, Dish for Jogu, is turned in, he'll often remark

My family used to make this... They're gone now, but I shtill love thish dish.

My personal speculation is that he may have lost his family to a pretty big catastrophe, perhaps during the on-going war between the jinyu and the hozen. It might even have been more recently, in a skirmish such as the one indicated by the quest Family Heirlooms, where players are sent to retrieve tokens from the dead bodies of the jinyu at Moonwater Retreat. (edit 08/24/2014) Turns out Kurashel claims he comes "from the far north" so its likely he's a survivor of the Inkgill Mere casualties. :( (/edit)

After his losses, he may have ran off to drown himself in booze under the excuse that drinking assists him in his forecasts.

Furthermore, jinyu are forbidden to interact outside their own caste, so as a waterspeaker, a caste elevated above the rest, he must have so little solace or companionship--if he has any at all--from his own people. I suspect that those few jinyu who wander around Halfhill on occasion or who visit him directly at his pond, may not actually be showing up with any intention of comforting him--but rather to make use of his particular "gift" to forecast weather for successful crop harvests.

Worse, the parade of people who daily come to him to ply him with gifts and booze just to get his forecasts certainly make an impression on me that he's not wanted by anyone for anything else but to serve as a talking weathervane, rather than being seen as a person worth spending time with.

After reaching Best Friend reputation and Exalted reputation with Tillers, as well as discovering I can "hire" any of the NPCs at Best Friend to come stay at my farm, I decided to give him permanent residence. ...His exuberance at the invitation is kind of heartbreaking

Really? That whole pond, just for me? I'll be right there!

to the point that I just kind of want to give the guy a hug every time I see him.

Edit (08/24/2014): Came back again after re-doing the grind for Jogu's affections on my paladin and being reminded of all the research I put into finding out about this poor fish man. @Hvatum - Thanks for the information! I've updated my speculations above to include it. :)

Kommentar von Choleron

Obviously a reference to Donald Pleasence’s role ‘Oracle’ Jones in The Halleluja Trail.

Kommentar von 821994

Will The Real Jogu Please Stand Up

Blizzard is very upfront with the status of this NPC. He is a drunk, a NPC with an addiction.
Is he a nice person? Sure, he helps me get a 40% increase in my crops. Is he a funny person? Absolutely, “you should have seen the look on your face”.

And does he deserve my empathy? Well, /proud, I’m his only friend and he has even lost his family. (. . . Or perhaps has driven his family and friends away by converting everything of value into booze.)

Is he intelligent? – Well, he’s gotten me to give him 25g twice, and smaller amounts several times. As well as smaller amounts on alts to determine if the weather is the same for everyone (/bonk self). And he’s obviously gotten me to give him alcohol - an inexpensive vendor drink, 5 pricier ones, and 10 I made for him (that are known to cause massive headaches, but I gave them to him anyway) . And now he just wants a taste of 20 mad breakfast brew . . . which will normally satisfy 20 raids. (Oh yeah, I’m thinking he just may be hitting me up for that brewery next.)

My advice - one would be wise NOT to fuel an alcoholic’s addiction. Stick with giving Jogu easily digested food – Gebratene Karotten and Hübscher Apfel – and you too will become best friends soon enough. (BTW, he has a lot of friends, he just can’t remember them. And the cost of predictions at Buddy level is just 10s.)

/Welcome to Blizzard’s educational program on dealing with the addicted.

Kommentar von 943701

Sometimes, when you give him an apple, he will say "Oh, a Lovely Apple! This must me by lucky day!".

I wonder if this is because Jogu is drunk or someone else was drunk when she/he wrote its quote :).

Kommentar von Centuris

if u think jogu is inaccurate because his forecast was wrong for the wednesday... you are WRONG! wednesday counts as a thuesday as it is reset day ;) (dont ask me why but it does somehow) use the forecast u get on monday for the thuesday and u will get the 2 extra crops ;)

happy planting fellow farm-a-holics

Kommentar von 612294

If you for some reason don't want to do any of the daily food quests to get rep with everyone and want to hit Exalted (Best Friend) with everyone right now, you can gather lots and lots of gifts (looted from Dark Soil ).
I couldn't find anywhere exactly how many gifts you need, so I rounded up a lot of each gift and started giving.
Each character have their special gift, which gives you more rep for them. For example:
Farmer Fung's special gift is Marsh Lily. To get from 0/Stranger to Best Friend (Exalted) with Farmer Fung you'll need approximately 43 Marsh Lily. (Non-human with the guild perk Mr. Popularity)

Hope this helps, happy hunting! :)

Kommentar von pauladin

As of patch 5.4 Siege of Orgrimmar, Jogu the Drunk can be found on the Timeless Isle.

He stands near the southwest corner of The Celestial Court (37.6, 63.5).

Kommentar von sandreid87

Since all the Best Friend pros were spead out on all the different NPCs here on WoWHead, I decided to make this post. Simply to make it easier for people to decide which NPC they wanted to grind rep with first. Big credit to Rothana, who made all the awesome posts I could borrow from:

Gina Mudclaw:
When she is your Best Friend, a mailbox will be added to your farm.
She will also post you a Celebration Gift, which contains some fireworks.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Gina, she will come and stand next to Farmer Yoon and give you a repair vendor, as well as being the Tiller's Quartermaster with things like farm systems, vanity items, and goat mounts.
Since she is only found at the market, she will come to your farm at any time.

Tina Mudclaw:
When she is your Best Friend, the house on the farm will be tied up and there will be food and furniture.
She will also post you a Nicely Packed Lunch which of course has some food within.
(You need to wait for a day when she is at home, to tell you where she hangs out on the farm)
If she's at the market she will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when she is at home.

Haohan Mudclaw:
When he is your Best Friend, "Miss Fifi" a mushan pet, will appear on your farm.
He will also post you three Songbell Seeds which you can plant and harvest a Mote of Harmony from.
He will come and stand next to Farmer Yoon looking not-so-decorative, and doing nothing much.
If he's at the market he will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when he is at home.

Old Hillpaw:
When you are Best Friends, chickens will be added to your farm.
He will also post you a Straw Hat.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Old Hillpaw, if you ask him for help on the farm he will come and stand about on your farm with several chickens near him (he's feeding them, but not really).
If he's at the market he will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when he is at home.

Jogu the Drunk:
When he is your Best Friend, he will give you free crop predictions.
He will also post you a Secret Stash, which is not surprisingly filled with alcohol.
As a farmhand he'll come and sit by the side of your pond. This makes it a little more convenient to ask him about the crop forecast.
Since he is only found at the market, he will come to your farm at any time.
The exception is if he has a daily quest "Weed Wars II" to hand out that day. He will disappear from your farm and be at his original pond in town. However, if you forgo asking anyone else to be a farmhand, the next day he isn't offering a daily he'll be back by your pond on your farm.

Chee Chee:
When he is your Best Friend, sheep will be found on your farm, to look decorative.
He will also post you a Chee Chee's Goodie Bag, which contains some cloth and leather.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Chee Chee, if you ask him for help on the farm he will come and sit around by your sheep.
When he is at the market he will not come to your farm. You must wait for a day when he is at his house.

Farmer Fung:
When he is your Best Friend, a yak Shaggy will be found at your farm, to look decorative.
He will also post you an Enigma Seed Pack. An Enigma Seed plant gives you a random Pandaren herb.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Farmer Fung, he will come and stand by the bale of hay and the tree stump, near the watering can, looking not-so-decorative, and doing nothing much.
If he's at the market he will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when he is at "home" on his haystack.

Sho:
When she is your Best Friend, an orange tree will appear on the farm.
She will also post you a Red Cricket, acompanion pet.
As a farmhand she'll come and lurk on top on the bale of hay near the watering can.
If she's at the market she will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when she is at "home" ontop of the hozen ridge where so many dailies are completed.

Ella:
When she is your Best Friend, Luna the cat will be on the farm.
She will also post you a Tree Seed Pack which has three tree seeds in it. These seeds grow a tree which you can then throw on the ground somewhere and watch it grow and look pretty for a few minutes before it disappears.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Ella, she'll come and wander about your farm looking at things (and doing nothing really).
If she's at the market she will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when she is at home with her cats.

Fish Fellreed:
When she is your Best Friend, three ping pigs will be on the farm.
She will also post you a Special Seed Pack which has one of each of the special plants in it. These plants grow things like cloth, leather, ore, herbs, and motes of harmony.
When you are exalted with the Tillers and Best Friends with Fish Fellreed, she'll come and stand just inside the pen where the yak and the pig hang out. She doesn't appear to do anything.
If she's at the market she will not come to your farm and you must wait for a day when she is at "home" on her pier.

Kommentar von Argentverris

So there is a Jinyu alcoholic, and instead of quests to help him get better we bring him booze.

Thanks blizz

Kommentar von Kiriia

I am noticing in the classic MOP wow that his prediction doesn't seem to have the same effect. I'm getting five per plot after planting the prediction seeds. So far two days in a row seems to not matter if you plant the recommended crop by him.

Kommentar von KingTerrorIII

I think asking him to be on your farm makes him bugged in classic. Numerous times he said a crop would be tomorrow's special and then it isnt. Yesterday he said scallions would be my crop and I needed them for the achievement so i planted 12 scallions and 4 others. All scallions were only 5 per space.

Kommentar von jerodast

According to a Dec 11 blue post by Kaivax (right after ToT release), Jogu's prediction mechanic has been removed from Classic since it wasn't working. It may return in a later patch. The post recommends tracking which crops give bonus results each day yourself, since it follows a regular cycle.

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/jogu-is-not-a-good-prognosticator-anymore/2213776

3D-Ansicht Links

Jogu der Betrunkene

Dieser NPC befindet sich in Tal der Vier Winde (6).

Zitate (23)

Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Danke, schehr aufmerkscham. Niemand andersch kümmert schisch scho um mich.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Dasch gefällt mir scho rischtsch, <name>. Danke.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Dasch ischt wirklisch toll, <name>. Vielen Dank.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Der Apfel schieht gut ausch! Danke!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Ein Apfel für misch? Danke!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: He, Nachbar. Da Ihr mir ein so guter Freund gewesen seid, mache ich Euch von nun an umsonst Vorhersagen bezüglich Eurer Ernte. Keine versteckten Kosten! Kommt einfach hin und wieder vorbei und trinkt etwas mit mir.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: He, Nachbarin. Da Ihr mir eine so gute Freundin gewesen seid, mache ich Euch von nun an umsonst Vorhersagen bezüglich Eurer Ernte. Keine versteckten Kosten! Kommt einfach hin und wieder vorbei und trinkt etwas mit mir.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Hmm, damit kann isch misch auf die näschte Vorherschage konschentrieren.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Ihr scheid scho nett... hick!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Ischt dasch ein Apfel? Ihr müscht froh schein, misch zu schehn… hick!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Kann isch dat essen? Immer rein damit, dann werd isch's merken...
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Lecker! Habt Ihr das selbscht gemacht? Das ist genau, worauf ich Luscht hatte!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Meine Familie hat dasch schonscht gemacht. Jetzt ischt schie weg, aber isch mag dieschesch Gericht immer noch.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Oh, dasch isch' aber schön! Gefällt mir!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Oh, ein hübscher Apfel! Musch mein Glückschtag sein heute...
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Oh, gebratene Karotten! Mein Lieblingsgericht!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Oh, schieht lecker ausch! Pascht gut zu meinem kalten Getränk hier.
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Oha! Dasch Scheug ischt ja schtark! Wo gibt'sch noch mehr davon?
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Orakel brauchen Nahrung damit schie in die Zukunft schehn können. Danke!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Was ist das? Egal, was auch immer es ist, es ist toll... hicks!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Wasch ischt dasch? Eine Tomate? Ein Granatapfel? Oh! Ein Apfel!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Wirklich? Der ganze Teich, nur für mich? Ich bin gleich da!
Jogu der Betrunkene sagt: Wirklich? Der ganze Teich, nur für mich? Ich bin gleich da... sobald ich hier ausgetrunken habe... Hicks!

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