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评论来自 98406

Yes i love it too, Database > Npcs > Beasts

评论来自 Tyrsenus

Don't bother trying to kill this guy, he's permanently bugged.

评论来自 Grados

Beware if you have a RAM-type mount - this'll instantly eat it.

评论来自 Linis

This NPC is seen randomly walking about shopping areas, will randomly jump in front of you and start blabbing about a "better experience." But in order to experience it you must pay far many times more than it is worth, just ignore this NPC and keep walking and you'll be fine.

评论来自 wingman

Not tameable by hunters.

评论来自 omar

Its health is under nine thousand.

评论来自 Gali

debuffs the whole party, slowing their processor speed by 99% for 3 years
(unclearable debuff)

he is also immune to fear, polymorph and stun effects, but not to freezing traps

评论来自 84594

Only known way to defeat this is by using technology from Tron, and Chuck Norris.

Although when talking to a Microsoft GM all they said was

"Working as intended"

评论来自 mart44

Vista is BoP, and cant be deleted!

评论来自 45315

Slowing effects are 50% more powerfull against him.

评论来自 89574

Thank goodness I decided to go with the other faction.

评论来自 theimba

It's 3D model is scary... An usual human female being Windows Vista? Who would have thought!

评论来自 145816

Don't be afraid of what everyone is saying about it.

Half the people just don't have the reccomended gear for it.

If you do, you should be able to solo it even at low level.

评论来自 oblivion

Slightly more accurate coordinates would be...

47°38'37.26"N , 122° 7'43.55"W

评论来自 84526

If your server experiences high lag and crashes several times in an hour, this NPC has spawned. Don't try looking for him, because you won't see him due to the lag and disconnection.

He is rumoured to have solo'd Illidan using this technique (and, as some claim, Blizzard itself), and may spawn randomly during your guild's raid night. He is yet undefeated by any 25 man raid, infact, by anything.

评论来自 ArgentSun

My guild's been having problems with this guy for quite a while...ever since WoW came out. So far we've found out that a macro
/format C:
is actually capable of stunning it for some short period of time - usually enough for your guild to get outta there. Be careful though, you sacrifice your WoW to get rid of this guy.

评论来自 55952

IMPORTANT!

At long last, our top researchers have devised a method to defeat this mob. First, make sure you check for the tell-tale debuff, signaling the presence of this mob. The reason for this is that this mob's effects can be easily confused with a much less serious debuff. When you believe you are near this mob (and it should be clear when you are), simply cast this spell. After this, everything will turn blue, then disappear. When you manage to log back in (via new, better operating system), you will never encounter this mob again!

评论来自 156400

Here is my strategy for fighting this fiend:

This NPC was located in an instance in Elwynn Forest, but the instance was deleted from the servers after WoW Beta, due to the low level humans being able to enter here. However, Blizzard decided to put it back in the game when TBC was released. It can only be summoned by purchasing Windows Vista (Any version will do), and traveling to Hogger's spawn area in Elwynn and typing: 'I just sold away my computer's life to Microsoft."

Strategy:

(Note: Get a 40 man raid group to take him down, any more will slow down the server and cause him to gain power)

Before he attacks anyone, he will cast Lag on all raid members within a 45 yard radius. While you are stunned, he begins to advance slowly on the closest player to his spawn point, who I suggest should be the MT, then will cast Soul Steal on it. Immediately as this is cast, the lag spike passes, and the battle begins.

Phase 1:

He will continuously attack the MT and will occasionally switch to the next person doing the most damage to him, and cast Delete Me on his character, and rarely his account. Before this happens, get the MT to use Summon Money Bag on it, retaking the aggro. Other than this, it's a pretty straightforward phase.

Phase 2:

(During this phase and phase 3, he will be immune to fear) Once he gets down to 30% health, he will instantly cast Freeze on everyone's accounts, ending the fight instantly. This attack is unstoppable unless someone in the raid uses No Man's Land on him, which will immediately take him to phase 3.

Phase 3:

Phase 3 only properly begins at 10% health, at which he casts Drain Soul on everyone, taking 35g from each of their bags, and deleting one of their alts. After this, he can be taken down pretty easily.

When defeated, it may drop Tear Stained Handkerchief.

It will also drop about 16 copper.

评论来自 7963

Adds the following debuff to anyone within 100 yards:

Horribly Made, Completely Buggy GUI

Lowers your RAM Power by 1684mb
Lowers effective processor speed by 1.1ghz
Your movement, skills, and abilities all happen 33% slower.
40% chance to interrupt any spell, ability, or program upon cast
You may no longer use items designed for pre-BC, or any previous version of Windows.
You are now slightly prettier than your previous versions.
Can only be removed by Mac, or by being replaced by the lesser version of this debuff -- XP (not currently in database -- expected for release in WotLK).

Very possibly the worst debuff in the game, and it's permanent as long as you're within 100 yards. Don't get near this horrible creature!

评论来自 128491

If you plan on defeating this boss, buy this addon. It might be the only way.

评论来自 50925

Okay guys. i got good news and bad news.

Due to the guide on how to kill this mob it's gonna be buffed in Wotlk so it now can use http://wotlk.wowhead.com/?item=5418#comments:id=362585
on every play. it's gonna use it when someone in the raid got lower than 12.354 fps.

And due to you get the debuff http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=10855 there is maybe gonna be many in the raid dieing.

After all the facts there is a big chance that http://wotlk.wowhead.com/?item=5418#comments:id=362585 is gonna hit stormwind too, And all the civille people will yell: " ZOMG SOMEONE IS FIGHTING THE BOSS OF DEATHZ0R!" and the boss now get's some adds that hit for 1-2 dmg.
(And that is a big amount of dmg if you take all people in stormwind)

However his loot has been improve and might now drop http://www.wowhead.com/?item=18230
After if he diden't reached to use in the battle and you totally destroied him, it will be broken.

评论来自 BlackMage66652

My friend tried to fight this thing and lost. It was so horrible, everything went wrong. His dog died, his wife left him and then his shower exploded.

评论来自 149410

This NPC cannot be killed! SKgaming has tried and tried but failed... Even if your on a private server typing a one shot makro it just reflects to your account. Rumors say this mob has soloed kil'jaeden Illidan, Arthas, and Kel'thuzad (WOTLK)! Beware... Or death will soon find you!D:

评论来自 Hogogogo

Immune to Will of Forsaken.

评论来自 Anoroth

As of the last patch in beta, this guy now has a minion he summons at 50% health called Serry Jeinfeld. After using http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=38605 he tries to tell a joke which applies the http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=10855 debuff on each person within hearing distance of him. Then http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=43958 with http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=42201 due to your inability to comprehend anything he says.

评论来自 54149

Holy attacks seems utterly effective against it.

评论来自 9515

Known to go into evade mode when you use the emote /question

also known for causing a 5-second delay between the time you cast a spell and the time it actually lands on it. at which point it drops a totem of mass dispell that resembles a stick of ram.

when inspected uses the spell http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=37028 shortly followed by putting http://www.wowhead.com/?item=11941 in your inventory saying how it's not responsible for your http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=44741 debuff.

评论来自 77380

One of this NPCs special abilities is it will cause your screen to freeze and will summon a random a lvl 69 twink rogue straight out of WSG, the rogue will then be so perplexed, he/she will think you are that lvl 61 retribution paladin he/she was about to gank.

评论来自 Skullhawk13

Why is this under beasts and not demons? IT'S FROM HELL therefore it's a demon not a mere beast

评论来自 241482

This guys got a nasty debuff that interrupts you every time you make an action

评论来自 129135

It may not say it, but it has a 3 Billion G "Wealth", but looting it is -25G or so.

评论来自 Fennrahn

If only it worked...

评论来自 148723

One of the only known strategies to defeat this mob is to grab one and ONLY ONE other player (I suggest Jesus or Bill Gates). You will not be able to kill this mob if you take it on with more than two players. Once you have your friend, convert your party to a raid and complete the achievement Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!. This way you will be immune to his incredibly insane debuff Lag. After you are immune to this, the mob is an easy tank n spank, but I strongly recommend that you choose Jesus over any other player for his insane heals.

P.S: The Pope would be an acceptable choice as well.

评论来自 Niroshi

Well, the title does say "crashes everything"....

Oh snap!

评论来自 242632

I tryed viewing in 3D.

The only thing I got was...

LOADING ERROR

评论来自 89415

Has a special ability called "Blue Screen of Death". One shots everyone, unavoidable.

评论来自 242841

Also keep in mind - Bill Gates will NOT help you in this boss fight, nor will Customer Service.

评论来自 260112

Beast lore aggros this guy, curiosity kills the cat.

评论来自 Aelita

OH SH- This is the mother of all Wow errors. Beware for when you are burning Kel'thuzad, the blue screen of death will be their to freeze you instead of your avatar in the World of Warcraft. A truely chilly experience.

评论来自 156296

This also spawns as a virus, I have it on my computer, nothing can stop it, even higher amounts of RAM, it eats them in no time too.. =/

评论来自 288482

Respawn rate is ridiulous

评论来自 156620

Simply bash your head into your monitor until you bleed and die to defeat this mob.

评论来自 228860

NOTE: This mob has been hotfixed 9,565 times since release and is a permanent resident on the PTR.

评论来自 39864

This monster also regularly Mind Controls it's own faction enabling them to justify their investment to other potential victims. It also has many guises, one of which is known as Mojave.

I highly suggest changing to another faction.

Reputation with Apple is easy to get but beware as others may become jealous of the loot you get with them. Rep with these guys is expensive, but easy.

Linux is for the old skewlers who were here Pre BC. Pretty much on your own with gaining faction here as they don't have any group quests or fancy tabards like the other 2 factions. Be prepared to scroll through masses of forums looking for ways to gain reputation and maintain your gear.

评论来自 Arkar

Maybe you should all L2buy of build better computers that can run vista before you complain about it.

"Ask not what Vista can do for you. Instead, ask what you can do for Vista."

评论来自 159686

I have had some nasty (and sometimes fun) experiences with this NPC...

My brother had this #$%^er for three months, every time he enters naxx his computer crashes.

When a buddy tried he couldent access internet stuff like wikipedia, ebay *cough* porn *cough* and other stuff... for the following reasons:
Every time he loaded a page, he was diverted to a pop-op, with some guy saying: "Once more into the breach my friends" and was asked if he wanted to buy the full collection of Shakespear! and if the popup diddnt come, he was constantly asked if he wanted to see insecure subjects on this page!

The only good thing about this was a couple of weeks ago. I met a horde group (apparently from the same guild) named and I swear im not making this up, they were named Vista Lovers xD xD xD That was the easyist fight EVER! it earned me that achievement Stormpike Perfection... They were so laggy they diddnt even see us!

评论来自 288482

Has the only working U.L.O.S.E Button

评论来自 212188

Don't do this guy's quests, they lower your Mac and Linux Rep.

评论来自 304947

This hellspawn use an ability called MP Scheduled Scan, It's a crowd control effect that stuns you down for 3-12 hours depending on your "spec" and uses up all your available resources (mana, energy, rage, cpu, ram etc). This ability can only be avoided by not interacting with "it" at all.

评论来自 229054

China have recently tried to kill this beast but it resulted in defeat during some special event...

评论来自 2OfDiamonds

Often seen in a furious battle with Apples and believe it or not.. Penguins !

评论来自 fraser

Bill Gates is a woman?

评论来自 Eipoul

It is rumored to be the only mob that drops I Cheat on U! and The Mighty Ones. also if u find him wandering in naxx on a Tuesday while giving lag spikes, and kill him while fighting the Four Horsemen without any wipe it will 100% drop Zomgwtfbbq also Event Sword.

评论来自 314933

This guy - not Arthas, not Ozzy - is the TRUE Prince of Darkness

评论来自 256328

She scares me when I click view in 3D...

评论来自 134339

It's so bad that it make warlocks look good at PVP.

评论来自 Neutronimity

Whatever you do, I advise you strongly not to engage him. It causes his master to file a lawsuit against the account owner. However if you choose to do so:
Recommended to survive:

1 main tank with 1000000000(1G) health; either 32 def. rating and 8600% avoidance or 64 def. rating and 6400% avoidance
20 offtanks with similar stats as main tank (that's because Hogger will spawn Game Masters)
512 for DPS, preferably 77777 (77,77k)Attack Power or Spell Power, decent amount of health due to massive AoE
32 healers, at least 90000 (90k) mana, equal amount of spell power

The fight is though, as mentioned before. But ~~Hogger~~ Object X also will spawn corrupt Game Masters.
Those can be taken down fairly easy but the switch is hard and there will be approx. 40 of them.

However, another option to weaken Object X is to access the option Nerf to 0,1337%, done by pressing Alt-F4 and gaining 5000 gold and throw at it. It is very greedy and likes money. If you have the impression your game has freezed and/or is lagging, do not fear. I repeat: Do not Fear. This simply means that Object X has foreseen that you will use Alt-F4 to beat it.
If this happens, simple do the following to uncode Object X further:

Press Ctrl-Alt-Del. You will enter the Godmode cheat menu outside the game.
Go to the tab "Applications" or something alike. You should see the WoW icon in there.
Click on the program WoW. This marks where the cheat menu should act.
Click on the button "Cancel Task". This will activate all cheats inside World of Warcraft and make you immortal etc
Now uninstall your OS. Otherwise Object X has an opportunity to walk away without defeat.
Congrats! After few seconds you will have defeated Object X!

You will never encounter this mob again!

I cannot be held responsible for this comment. So don't try it out. Consider it as a funny post.
EDIT: More about Alt-F4 can be found here.

评论来自 323240

Heroic: This boss has approximately 18,816,935 health in heroic mode.
Melee: Hits for about ~8,000 on a tank with 30,000 armor.

This boss sucks. He's the last boss in the Windows wing of Microsoft. He only appears in 25 man.

Lag Aura: Increases the time between attacks by (Weapon speed x 0.91) every second while the boss is alive.

Phase 1:

Phase one is a basic tank and spank, lasting for 2 minutes. However, whenever the tank dodges, blocks, or parries, he attacks with Atrophic Blow. The damage is multiplied by a certain percent of your stamina. Also, adds a high amount of threat to a random raid member.

Phase 2:

The boss switches between one of three auras every thirty seconds; Aspect of the Flame, Aspect of the Ice, and, Aspect of the Shadow.

Aspect of the Flame: Reduces fire damage taken by 30% (only applies to boss). In addition, whenever the boss is the victim of a critical strike, he will cast Fiery Blast on the raid. What this does, is, whenever you deal damage, you take 1% of the damage dealt, stacking indefinitely.

Aspect of the Ice: Reduces frost damage taken by 30% (only applies to boss). In addition, whenever a healing spell gains a crit, the person who cast the spell will be encased in a block of ice for 5 seconds, dealing 15% of their total health, and draining 15% of their total mana.

Aspect of the Shadow: Reduces shadow damage taken by 30% (only applies to boss). In addition, if your health percentage is lower than the bosses', he'll cast Curse of Life on everyone. This spell will refresh every 9 seconds, and, on the second refresh (18 seconds) it will hit the tank VERY hard. (~15,000, ignores armor). If you go below 50% health, you will receive a debuff that reduces healing by 10%. Stacks up to 5 times.

Phase 3:

The boss does an attack based on your latency whenever someone takes damage. (Latency ^ 3 x 5).

We didn't get past that part, yet...

评论来自 dasaa

View in 3d and..
it's some human female in a robe? o.O

评论来自 308892

Can be polymorphed into a blue pixel, but if it hits you.....blue screen of death.....

评论来自 Enjubi

btw, it CAN be tamed.
my rogue is mounting it...
Still its only 15%

评论来自 336831

... Its a beast... but look at modelveiwer.... its HUMAN! odd...

评论来自 Shaded

Its not A beast its THE beast in the tempting form of a human female! DO NOT GIVE IN! I repeat! DO NOT GIVE IN! It will try to win you over with "nice and smooth operation" and "new and improved looks" But it is all lies! Do not listen to it!

评论来自 334191

oh god....

评论来自 339337

"It didn't seem to work either. "

评论来自 220228

I thought my gear from 25 man XP would help with this raid. IT DID NOT!

评论来自 barthem

if u use show 3d model you sie a woman, maybe this is some blizzard humor?

评论来自 Hurono

Summons thousands of adds when aggroed that assist you in killing it.

Forces everyone in your group/raid into one of three states randomly.

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=20572: Forces the victim to bang their head into the nearest sturdy object painfully.

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=5229: Causes the victim to yell angrily (Perhaps turn on your language filter).

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=58904: Causes the victim to cry uncontrollably. Only casted after either of the other spells are casted on you at least once in the encounter.

评论来自 301983

It debuffs the whole raid doing 6700 dmg every 1 second for 10 seconds
It slows your movement speed by 70%
It blows you up in the air doing 12300 dmg
It hits faster than an overpower rouge
Ever hit of it deals 9270 dmg
At 1% of his life will sacrifise it's self dealing a big explosion causing 35000 dmg to the whole raid and 5000 dmg over 5 seconds
Disarms your weapon or sheild (maybe both at the same time) for 50 seconds
Descrases your armor for 100%

It's impossible to defeat it,but it drops epics of lvl above 236 :P

Player Limit can reach 500 or above so maybe there is a chance to defeat him

This Powerful NPC got 97.430.000 hp so i suggest these 500 player be dps

评论来自 220228

This Powerful NPC got 97.430.000 hp

Saurfang has more

评论来自 332243

Bill Gates is the prince of darkness and this is just a minion.
Next expansion:
The Fury of Microsoft.
In this next expansion you will see horrors upon your imagination.

-Inside the Windows Keep awaits Vista.

-The Eye of the Boring Games is filled with Age of Empire Elite mobs and even worse crap.

-The underground dungeon of Internet Caverens is controlled by the evil Cyberspace Clan.

-And in the Microsoft Citadel sits Bill Gates, on The Hi-Tech Throne.

评论来自 237317

This is the only NPC known to be capable of incapacitating GMs.

评论来自 zakarthur

wow... vista really isnt that bad. if you have those issues then obviously you have a crap PC. (note:that brown thing in the bathroom WILL NOT be able to defeat this mob)

评论来自 Pawaox

I have the latest, TRUE information about this creature.

-Type: Mechanical
-Level: ? Boss
-HP: Unknown
-Location: Winterspring, Darkwhisper Gorge

-It has a very, very low chance of spawning (~0.001%), whenever any demon from Winterspring, Darkwhisper Gorge, is killed.

-It casts Flames of Failure on the raid, when someone dies.

-When it is at 2% health, it will cast System Shutdown on itself. If the creature ain't dead within this spells timer(20seconds), The creature will simply despawn.

-The spell, System Failure, is said to be cast upon this creatures death. At the moment, there is no proof that this is true. This spell instantly restarts the server(therefore, you cannot loot). This restart will spawn all Rare creatures in Azeroth, Outland and Northrend(Thereby not instances), While also summoning an rare elite where this creature was killed. All loot will be gained from that creature. It's name is unknown at the moment(3.1.1), since the creature has never been killed.

-Should you locate and/or slay this creature, i highly suggest you take lots of pictures, or records it, and reports this to WowInsider.

HINT: Do Not attempt this on a Vista Computer

评论来自 kim1234

only cuck norris has the skills to beat this one..!

评论来自 365829

Blizzard is currently working on a new hero class completely dedicated to killing this bugger. In the next expansion, you'll all want a Windows 7 in your raid group for tackling this one.

评论来自 168962

Blizz has not yet created the right model for this. The human female is just a placeholder for something that should look more like the guy on the left in this picture.

评论来自 317120

This mob has equal amount of health of Bill Gate's wealth.
More health then alexstraza. /cough

A single look at this mob will instantly shock your computer and character with a charge of RUNTIME ERROR. This reduces your movement speed by 99% and applies an instant silence that lasts for 80 years. Say goodbye to your casters.

Prolonged staring at this mob will force you to be unable to move. You will be pulled with immense lag toward the mob. The closer you get, the more stacks of BSOD aura will pile onto you. Each stack drains 70 gold every half a second, and increases latency by 314159m/s.

When BSOD aura reaches 10 stacks, it morphs into an ADGER bomb. Your computer will start to fizzle some Coca Cola, before shortly bursting into flames. Make sure you have equipped your Fire Extinguisher.

If you survive the ADGER bomb, a dot will appear on your screen. You must avoid ALL contact with it. If you touch the dot, a query for WINDOWS VISTA ULTIMATE HOME PREMIUM will fly at your character. If you press yes, you get crushed with a box filled with useless instruction manuals with 99% of pages in foriegn languages. If you click no, Bill Gates sends you to the depths of hell. If you click the X, resistance is futile.

After clicking the X, the mob will use an Intercept, followed by a cleave. You will then be attacked by a PartyPoker ad. The flashing colours will reduce your hp to 3.1. A phisher will attack you, dealing PI damage. Unless you are a shaman, you have died at this point.

IF you managed to survive all that, a final attack is still up his sleeves. You will be teleported to a small room, with grey painted walls and no doors or windows. Toy train sets will slowly materialise on the floor, walls and ceiling. Your eardrums will be shattered causing you to be silenced for another 7000 years and forces your computer into Safe Mode. The train sets will merge into High Overlord Saurfang. At this point, it all decides if you like him or lump him.

If you like him, he cleaves you.

If you lump him, he STILL cleaves you.

Your spirit will be cleaved, so will your body in heaven/hell, and your children.

TL;DR: Looking at this mob is death.

评论来自 gamerunknown

Spawns 100 WGA notices a minute.

And you thought this was bad :(

评论来自 222832

According to name analysis, i have concluded a few abilities...

Crash' Attack - Crashs target server.
Anal Holiness - Shoots a holy-crap towards the target, permanently stunning him. If it's an unliving being, it's killed.
Stay Away! - Knocks a target player, creature, or server away by 300 yards
Demon Possession - Mind controls target being. (player or server) If it's used on a server, it will cause major server lagg.
Vista Rapage - Deletes target flawless file.

评论来自 271037

Woman on board... bad sign

评论来自 Cakins

Man... My cousin, Chuck Norris tried to 1 shot it with his famous /Instantkillroundhousekick macro, but was quite dissapointed to realize that after he attempted this, wow crashed, his server exploded, and he was removed from life.

评论来自 224296

NOTE!
You guys haven't mentioned his enrage timer, which will not only one shot your character, but your computer too.

评论来自 Vidak

Just shadow of this creature is bigger than Kalimdor. And this shadow lowers your CPU speed by 2.5GHz and your RAM Memory by 1GB, and causes that you have just 1-2FPS while in Kalimdor. You must leveling quickly to run into Outland or Northrend :P

评论来自 266285

Saurfang has not met his match, not yet...

Infact, he IS vista! He's actually cleaving you and your computer 100,000,000 times every half second, but you actually don't notice it and you think you're still alive. It actually comes up looking like you're lagging horribly to the normal eye.

Don't bother fighting it...Saurfang's power, even in disguise, is unmatched...

评论来自 258919

Type: Boss
Health: (Total Health of Raidx2)^7

Phase 1

Minimize - Targets a random player and causes a random update to pop up on their computer, minimizing WoW. This player is unable to move, cast, or perform any other actions for 10 seconds.

Lag Wave - The boss will stop moving for 3 seconds, then immediately appear in front of any player in the raid, hitting them for 20,000 health points. Uses this move frequently.

Greed Before Need - Steals 100g per second for 7 seconds from each player in the raid. This money cannot be regained nor do you really get anything in return.

Enrage - Once he reaches 50% health, he will enrage and enter the second phase.

Phase 2

In addition to the above abilities:

FPS Drop - Casts this every 3 seconds - causes the entire raid to gain a debuff which reduces their framerates by 1. Stacks up to 30 times. Can sometimes be countered by turning down video settings.

Multiply - Begins to spread quickly to every area in sight. You soon realise that the spread is unstoppable and will eventually consume us all.

Split-Screen - Causes a knife to fly out of your hand into the monitor of your computer. Usually casts this following FPS Drop or Lag Wave. Causes the targeted player to be disconnected for around 5 days.

Agony - Causes a random player to break down into tears and bang their face on the keyboard. Results vary.

Frenzy - If not killed within around 2 years, the enemy will go into a frenzy, spreading fake propaganda and forcing itself upon more than half of the players in WoW. It is now unstoppable.

At around 5% health, Steve Jobs will appear and teleport a fair amount of the players (especially those affected by Split-Screen and Agony) away from combat. The rest of the players will be consumed by the boss, permanently increasing it's max health and attack power, which will not help future raids.

评论来自 319743

Not green post!
Oh and it is the source of all evil.

评论来自 darkwiz787

Actually called "Crash Test Creature"

评论来自 KikiTheMan

This thing spawned when Chuck Norris tryed to kill Saurfang the Younger , lets say this is the last that remained of poor old Chuck .

评论来自 Acker

After I called my contacts we decided to raid this guy. I had Jesus main tank healing, the pope raid healing chuck Norris main tanking and my guild dpsing. we popped hero asap so it would try and cancel out the lag, DO NOT DO THIS. it decreases your armor by 600% and makes heals do damage to their targets. Make sure you have at least one god/blizzard employee/super human hacker in your party with martin fury/thunder (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=192#comments http://www.wowhead.com/?item=17) these damaged him 1/500000 of a percent if you use all of them. You then need to pop your 4str 4stam leather belt. Then you enter phase 2. Your partys names get changed so you are confused (chuck norris was who jesus was idontknow the pope was idontcare ect.) he then laughs at you, in this stage heroism actual does something. It speedens up your decoding of the names. phase 3 is the final stage. You get lag and deleted apart from 1 person who has 10 seconds to do pi x 12423458927359283759827395872938752938759823u52987539875298375 damage

then you get banned because you hacked the game to get him down that much health... ninja loot a new account.

our group did this fight when we downloaded the lastest vista patch

评论来自 Evilhealbot

Apparently the tactics on this site can help mitigate the damage this monster will cause you (although, of course, they can't completely prevent it).

评论来自 Azulinde

Known abilities of this NPC Are:

Microsoft Mortal Strike: Reduces system recovery speed by 50%

Microsoft Execute: Attempts to finish off a burdened computer below 20% available processing capacity by executing worthless GUI features

Microsoft Revenge: Becomes available upon avoiding de-installation by the user. Permanently corrupts the hard drive

评论来自 237304

Vista works.... hahahahaha, best oxymoron ever!

评论来自 Rauno

Doesn't drop anything when killed. :(

评论来自 IbFeeshin

Doesn't drop anything when killed. :(

False, it has the same loot table as this.

评论来自 332056

This fight appears to have been nerfed in patch Service Pack 1

评论来自 camarouge

If your encounter lasts any longer than from now until October, then Windows 7 shows up and assists you with the encounter.

Windows 7 looks identical to this boss, but do not be confused. One is buggy, incompatible with everything, and fails at life in general, and the other, Windows 7, if anyone like its father, Windows XP, it should be very reliable in this fight.

Lastly, this boss mob debuffs everyone with "Microsoft in Denial", and Windows 7 cures it.

评论来自 410715

This mob is soon to be replaced with Windows 7, a nerfed version but pretty much the same encounter. Will be a rare spawn in place of the revamped Onyxia coming in 3.2.2, much like Vista came as a rarespawn of Kil'Jaeden (it apparently will not anymore); this time, the hardcores welcome the change.

Now for a bit of lore.

The Alliance see 7 as their only hope against Saurfang's Cleaves, specifically that it should distract his attention long enough for them to finally take care of Hogger so they get a chance to regroup. Of course, the Horde has set up a gank squad behind Hogger, but really, neither side is expecting the Cataclysm (which is probably just a particularly large Saurfang Cleave), so all bets are off.

评论来自 Jubjub

Only ever spawns on patch days.

评论来自 348909

lol view in 3D says its a human woman? ftw...

评论来自 froeksel

Only creature that can match the power of saurfang...
If they ever fight it wil be called the 'apocolypse deluxxx'

评论来自 Rasmus0909

Working as intended.

EDIT: It is also the only mob who have killed Saurf-.. No wait.. No one has

评论来自 dasaa

View in 3d and.. it's some human female in a robe? o.O

评论来自 442201

OMG look in 3d model viewer it must be java and then stare at the top of her head for 5 seconds roughly (may vary) ......

No that wasnt you look again

DOOM IS UPON US FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

评论来自 Ferel

this is... an ACTUAL npc?

MUST FIND NAO

评论来自 321140

Microsoft nerfed him last patch, get Vista X64, and it's almost as easy fight as XP!

评论来自 Redhawk

Saurfang vs. ...This.

Who would win?
Nobody.
There would be a world server crash, and when you try to log in, You will get this message...

Your account has been cleaved. Please Refer to
your local Cleave Dealer. (Saurfang-Cleavers)
Good Luck!

评论来自 410715

Just a random thought--wonder if anyone's tried summoning this on a private server. It's in the database so I'd assume it came out of datamining....

评论来自 463030

I was bored and divided by zero, then I saw this NPC.

Worst decision of my life.

评论来自 Ixias

Sooo....as amusing as all those comments were, does anyone know what the heck this really is?

评论来自 Frawki

Not even Saurfang dual wielding can destroy this horrible creature! It casts Delete me on him before he even can react, all because of Major lag!

评论来自 Cyonisper

This mob has been seen around Dala... For Vista users like me its a good idea to evacuate the area... Got blind-sided by him last week... through my mouse at my computer and ended up crying...

评论来自 492938

Anyone notice how when you use Flash for the 3D model... she has brown hair... and Java black hair... hmmm... *contemplates*

评论来自 Javirero

I just contact a GM and ask him if this NPC actually exist.. he answer me:

Greetings Javirero!

Thank you for taking your time in contacting the Game Master team of World of Warcraft.

The NPC 24324, exists D:

You can found him rounding in his electronic shop (maybe Microsoft..) at any moment, also he have an attack whit a cooldown of 24 hours that burn yours processor :( (maybe the local shop just sell one Windows Vista every 24 hours)

We thank you one more time for contacting us. We hope that you continue enjoying the adventures of World of Warcraft!

Cordially,

Kar**** (Name with * to preserve the integrity of this GM :P)
Game Master
Blizzard Entertainment
www.worldofwarcraft.com

***Blizzard Entertainment dont solidarity with the expresions mades by this Game Master degenerate that is kind crazy***

P.S: I talk spanish so im sorry for the traduction.

评论来自 gaudaloht

Hunter weapon just that

评论来自 8inchunbuffed

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=44688

评论来自 luio2revenge

lol how appropiate, to have windows vista as the screenshot.

评论来自 435220

Umm...&*!@. I'm not kidding. When I went to this page, my screen suddenly shrunk. Now I can't read the comments, and barely know what I'm typing. Screenshot inc.

评论来自 Vip3r

"The location of this NPC is unknown"

Lies ! This dude randomly wanders in Dalaran and Wintergrasp. I've seen him before the error "You have been disconnect from the server".

评论来自 457880

"The location of this NPC is unknown. "

That's right, it can use stealth.

评论来自 Rawrtashil

The easiest way to kill this guy is by using Windows 7 (Ultimate prefered)

just dont use a Vista its gonna wipe your whole raid and worst of all humiliate you

评论来自 437185

This was solo'd by a very brave soul; He even managed to record it.

Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbf9tOGwno

评论来自 547691

This guy is the reason the Draenei are on Azeroth, you know? Not even the Naaru can defeat him. His debuffs are well hidden, though, most who suffer from them think they can deal with them, but once they equip a Mac, they quickly see how devastating the debuffs were. Some people fear this item, but it doesn't take as long to build proficiency with as you may think, and many find that once they get their proficiency with it up, they do much better.

评论来自 341193

A glitch in the Matrix.

评论来自 550758

Kinda scary if you press ''View in 3D''

评论来自 Orkel

I hope to God that Chuck Norris hasn't forskaen WoW because of how we make fun of him...maybe just MAYBE he can help us with this thing!

评论来自 orreborre0

This boss goes up to 12, even if it's impossible.

评论来自 149406

Recently this mob was given a new debuff. This debuff causes your character to pause between attacks. During each pause, a computer window will pop up saying "This attack needs your permission to continue. Allow?" and you will only be able to continue attacking if you click "Continue". Lasts 1 min.

评论来自 577200

LOL

评论来自 Grandine

Your actually wrong if you think windows 7 will help. This Beast/Demon uses "stolen move from FF XII" and doubles its level while transforming into (insert picture of Windows 7 box here), If you up grade to Windows 7 you will gain perma-Mind Control status.
It also takes on a form similar to Yiazmat and takes 26 hours to fight without lame hiding in an alcove tactics...

评论来自 571648

Name: Satan-In-Your-PC
Level: Level of the raid x(9.9x10^345151521515416541321841)
Location: Inside of the Mount Hyjal, GM Island and Programmer Island
HP: Same number as level x 1.000.000.000
MP:0

Need a raid of 40 people at least

Phase 1:

Have a Good Night: He will start killing 35 players of the raid with one hit and he will cast a DoT on the 5 players left. The DoT does 15.000.000-30.000.000 damage and reduces the FPS by 15. Casts every 0.5 seconds. Lasts 19 years. Stack up to 11498121 times

Lag wave: He will cast Lag, that reduces the RAM memory of your computer by 240GB, causing an infernal lag that no one can avoid.

IF you and your raid managed to survive to the Phase 1, you can proceed to Phase 2.

Phase 2:

He will summon all the bosses from Naxxramas, Icecrown Citadel, and Ulduar (Heroic). When you manage to kill all the bosses, after a few hours, He will cast "Grim", that kills 39 players leaving the Arcane Mage of the raid Alive, with 300 hp.

Then, he will delete the accounts of 23 players, and the rest of the players will get their account frozen for 9 years.

Phase 3:

He will cast "Blue Death" and you will see an image that controls your mind and makes you smash your monitor with your keyboard and start hitting your head against the wall until you bleed and die in a terrible way.

After that, he's a pretty easy fight.

评论来自 478719

actually, it will tell you to press any key to continue, and while you dont know it, it will rename all your files on the computer to delete me it will obey its own orders, and

smash your monitor with your keyboard and start hitting your head against the wall until you bleed and die in a terrible way.

评论来自 438846

HP
10-man 23,967,000; heroic 37,346,000
25-man 84,723,000; heroic 112,923,000
40-man 132,345,000; heroic 167,666,000

Optimal Raid Layout
10-man: 1 tank, 3 healers, 6 dps (3 melee, 3 ranged)
25-man: 2 tanks, 6 healers, 17 dps (9 melee, 8 ranged)
40-man: 4 tanks, 10 healers, 26 dps (13 melee, 13 ranged)

He is a Kologarn-esque boss, in the way that he is floating in the center while you all take various platforms situated near him, similar to construction scaffoldings. He has five phases, each reducing the raid in number. There is a way to decide who is eliminated, but that'll be covered in a moment. Position the raid like you would Deathbringer (Everyone spread out), except for the tanks. Many hate this boss because dying to the void zones here incur a durability loss.

Phase One
The boss will place Connection Problem on a random target, which causes that person to take the same amount of damage his target does (think Blood Mirror from Lana'thel). There is a soft enrage timer here, as the debuffs don't expire, and he will cast one every minute. In 25-man and 40-man, the timers are 45 seconds and 30 seconds respectively.
When he goes to 80%, he will spawn a void zone. One (25-man- Two, 40-man- Three) raid member must go in there. If that does not happen within 15 seconds of the zone opening, the raid is afflicted with Lag, which decreases melee, ranged, casting, and movement speeds by 25%, stackable. It is recommended either the lowest dps or someone with the debuff goes in there, as that person will be unable to dps for the rest of the encounter.

Phase Two
He will no longer cast Connection Problem, though now he will cast Low FPS, which causes a 5-sec cooldown on ALL abilities when one is used. This will always be on two (25-man- Five, 40-man- Eight) players, reducing dps overall. Damage splashes onto the other tanks in 25/40-man will be active up to this phase. At 60%, another void zone will appear.

Phase Three
Throughout this phase, he will summon a Twisted Technician (25-man- Three, 40-man- Five). He must be burned down as much as possible in 30 seconds. At that point, he will heal the boss an amount equal to the health he had left. He will spawn one every 60 seconds, which makes this phase the longest, and some use BL here and not for Phase Five. Every time an add spawns, the timer is reduced by 5 seconds, which adds a soft enrage timer. At 40%, another void zone will spawn.

Phase Four
At this point, there should only be 7 (25-man- 19, 40-man- 31) players left. An NPC will walk in and tank the boss for this phase. A healer or two should exhaust their mana at this point, as twice as many are required for the void zones at this phase, and you really can't afford to lose dps, and the other group will need them. This is a survival phase, as the NPC will start a two-minute cast.
There will be Tainted Programs that appear that should be picked up far away from the NPC. They cast Lag on their nearest target, and the boss has a 15-min enrage, with likely a good 10 minutes already spent by this phase. Ranged should deal with them, while melee and the tank(s) deal with Corrupted Files that spawn. It is at this point those dead will be able to act. They will be resurrected as GM Interns, and have the Cleanse Corruption ability.
Anyone in a 30-yard range of the Corrupted Files will gain a stack of Corruption every second. Every stack decreases damage done by 5%, and a 2% chance to be randomly stunned for 4 seconds every second. Cleanse Corruption will channel a beam that reduces it by two stacks a second, though the target will be incapacitated during it. On 10-man, you must get rid of anything near the tank to cleanse, while on the higher modes, taunt rotations will work.
Once the cast is over, two void zones will spawn, and the boss will be reduced to 10% health.

Phase Five
At this point, 5/15/25 should still be standing. Now, those that are Programmers and the recently sacrificed will be placed in a small grey chamber with the NPC. The boss' controller will be there, casting a Battlegroup Realm Failure. They must dps the boss, interfering with his cast. Do NOT let up on the dps, as it is a 3-second cast, and the pushbacks are only 0.5 second lost per attack. He will hit them with about 3k with every attack they do, which is why the healers died in Phase Four.
Outside, the ones still alive will just have to run like hell. The boss will shoot Malicious Information in red beams. They don't move as fast as a regular player, though two things will change that.
Lag will be cast at 60-second intervals, and anyone caught in the beams will lose about 80% of their speed, and take massive damage as well as a debuff that absorbs healing. They are guarenteed to die if they get caught.
Every second Lag casting (Odds are, this is likely your only one before the enrage), the controller will become distracted for 30 seconds. He will attack the NPC, though he hits no stronger than a regular Heroic 5-man boss. Outside, the boss will take 150% more damage (for a total of 250% damage taken, as opposed to 100%). Blow everything you have, and kill the boss. He will attack, but the debuff makes sure the tank can produce enough threat to keep up with the dps that should be doing 25k at the very least.

Once the boss falls, the controller will be left standing, and the NPC will be taking him into custody. He will thank you for your work, then ninja all the loot and mail you a video of the controller reenacting Numa Numa, then being called a fat troller by RWJ a week later.
However, a disc will be left, allowing you access to his Heroic Mode. Sent a raid to try it out, they all had their accounts mysteriously deleted.......

评论来自 637388

Don't try to kite him to hogger, it will cause your server to crash. you've been warned!

评论来自 366196

Does GM's control this or does this control GM's?

评论来自 648967

One of the most feared bosses around, its actually the games end boss.

This creature will add a new dimension to the fight, first its stealthed and lurks where there are lots of people, then he will ambush you and the pug must work together in order to keep this creature from destroying the entire universe. Thats right, he received algalons message last time you wiped on him.
As i said, he is attempting to destroy the universe and thus undoing the titans work (Sargeras lives!).

In order to actually stop Sargeras the pug must survive through the illusions he emits every 30 seconds making the players think they have been disconnected while Sargeras keeps bashing the person with the highest threat.

Once this avatar of evil has been reduced to 1% of his total hp, Sargeras will remove his disquise and attempt to fly away on demonic wings. Thats when Saurfang comes in. Thats right, he runs at 500% speed over oceans and even through the Twisting Nether if needs be to defeat the boss, then cleave your pug instantly wiping you and then proceeds to take all the credit.

Saurfang saves the day.

评论来自 zohanalexix

Is there anyway I can link this ingame? xD (the LINK button is missing as I see)

评论来自 chapin

the "View in 3D" isn't working now it seems. :(

评论来自 650974

The bane of Chuck Norris...

评论来自 zomg5

maybe someone would have to risk using Reformat followed by cleanup to wipe out the remaining force of darkness this monster left behind

have to re-install wow though

评论来自 FrostyC

oh no, i don't mess with this mob. once knew a guy who fought him & BAM! 2 years later... herpes.

评论来自 569989

It Npc, loots a Legendary Antivirus...

评论来自 Modibybob

评论来自 671994

i just love the name makes me :) too bad there isnt a link to copy :(

评论来自 grandevil

LOL this is awesome, I love the sense of humor.

评论来自 RaZZoR

It even bugged "View in 3D" button!
EVUL!1one

评论来自 684397

Deathwing himself $%^&s bricks at the sight of this boss.
Ragnaros? He flees screaming like a little girl on helium. Nefarion? He flies away and hides.
C'Thun? He BOWS to this boss.
Yogg-Saron? He's this monster's &*!@#!

评论来自 Omgomgesiuol

In 4.0.3 the location of this mob was changed to Stormwind/Orgrimmar.

评论来自 315859

It is notable that for those who don't want to radically switch to Apple or Linux, the Windows faction is composed of several subfactions and notably, Windows 7, added in Wrath of the Lich King, offers much better rewards than this guy.

However, stay away from this NPC's subfaction at all costs. He regularly debuffs you with annoying effects. The gear he offers is flashy, but ultimately useless.

评论来自 Deathbang

Cannot be defeated unless you are on the quest "Install Windows 7" which makes defeating this mob possible, and after completion of the quest is phased to never again respawn.

评论来自 457880

Despite being possessed by demons, exorcism has no effect on this mob. That being said, he was probably evil and powerfull BEFORE being possesed by demons. Either that, or this guy stacks some crazy holy resist gear...

评论来自 kungfudude

Rumored to be Chuck Norris

评论来自 648967

Code named: Vista.

V Virusses
I Intruders
S Spyware
T Trojans
A Adware

评论来自 648967

I spawned this creature on an all gm server. Result:

A unit named "crash test creature" appeared with the model of a human female dressed in a blue robe, she could be deleted and nothing happened at all.

评论来自 719643

If only for that you are excused.

评论来自 730275

I have heard rumors of this guy being associated with Candlejack. Although, the only thing that i can confi

评论来自 386321

ive heard he drops an epic gamon mount

评论来自 Sharadith

I've been tanking this one for three years, and about a year and a half ago, a second one spawned. The fight has been tough so far, especially after that second spawn, as I've only got two DPS and a healer, but that healer is Windows 7. Might have him down in the next few months, though, if my luck holds out. Will report on how this turns out if this superboss is ever killed (I think it has regeneration, will confirm with DPS.)

评论来自 517738

Found this guy on patrol the other day at around (?.?, ?.?) in ?, best way to describe him is that he closely resembles ?C? ?H? U?CK ?NO?R?R ?I?S

I targetted him through left-click.

He deleted my PC.

评论来自 796409

Was within striking distance and somehow bubbled and ran long enought and far enought to not get hit for a 6mil crit. 2 weeks later I have testicular cancer.

评论来自 690412

DKs, your superior has been found.

评论来自 773237

Rare spawn of Hogger.

Merely a setback.

评论来自 Lazurianis

Overview:

(CRASHES EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY~ PROBABLY POSSESSED BY DEMONS OR SOMETHING... CANT EVEN BE DELETED) is a new implemented raid boss - He is usually 3 way tanked (Suggested 1 Death Knight, 1 Paladin, 1 Druid) 2 Melee DPS (Usually 2 Death Knights) and 3 Ranged (Usually 3 Hunters so there is no Mana Regen Issues) and 4 Healers (Of your choice) located in your Computer. This boss has 999,666,133,700 HP and 133,700,666,999 Mana. He also will switch Phases (Mana, Ruinic Power, Energy, Focus, or Rage)

Abilities: Summon Deathwing (Non-Combat Pet), Summon Chuck Norris, Summon Hogger, and Crash (Non-Heroic) or Crash (Heroic) Cleave and Berserk.

Chuck Norris' Abilities: Round House Kick, Laser Eye Beam.

Hogger's Abilities: Rushing Charge, Summon Minion of Hogger, Grievious Bite, Head Slash, and Strike

Minion of Hogger's Abilties: Adventurer's Rush

Phase 1 (100%-80%)

(CRASHES EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY~ PROBABLY POSSESSED BY DEMONS OR SOMETHING... CANT EVEN BE DELETED) will begin melee attacks on the tank slowly draining Rage, Ruinic Power, Focus, Energy, and Mana from other players. The more of one class the equally shared. (Can only drain 2 Rage at a time, can only drain 2 Ruinic Power at a time, Can only drain 2 Energy at a time, and Can only drain 2,000 Mana at a time.) When he fills up 100 of them (20k Mana) he will switch to that stance, using that resource until drained to 0 and cannot use that resource again until another is drained.

Phase 2 (80%-60%)

At 80% he will Summon Hogger. Hogger and the Boss share a health pool. (Meaning Hogger begins at 80% HP with 666,000 HP). The boss will become unattackable and the tank has to pick up Hogger as he spawns. At 555,000 Hogger will begin summoning his Minions. At this point hogger will begin using Head Slash and Grievious Bite more often. The tank needs to kill the Minions for other heals will be absorbed, then at 333,000 HP Hogger will disappear and the Boss will resume its attacks (Like Phase 1) until 60% HP.

Phase 3 (60%-50%)

The boss will now use Summon Deathwing doing nothing at all and will be tanked just like Phase 1.

Phase 4 (50%-25%)

Deathwing despawned and the boss now have activated his Summon Chuck Norris ability. As soon as Chuck Norris spawns the group needs to split in half on the boss and on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does NOT share a life pool with the boss and must be downed as soon as possible. Keep in mind Chuck Norris has well over 9,000,133,700,666 HP so he needs to be tanked by two tanks.

Phase 5 (25%-0%)

Chuck Norris will despawn and the boss will Berserk and begin casting Crash. The healers need to have a lot of mana regeneration at this point or your group will wipe as Phase 1 and 5 will now combine. Keep in mind while berserked everything doubles.

This boss has been killed 0 times.

Loot Table: 246,000,000 Gold, Gamemaster's Hood, Gamemaster's Robe,Gamemaster's Slippers, and Frostmourne.

I hope this helps, good luck killing this boss :D

Edit 1: It crashed my computer D:
Edit 2: It possessed my computer so I had to shut it down to type this D:
Edit 3: I DIDN'T STAY AWAY! HELP ME D:

评论来自 Vlad

Another item to add into our collection of things with titles consisting only with upper case characters: SERVER CRASHING ITEM

评论来自 660248

Funny seeing all these white posts, desperately trying people to rank them above +10, purely because most posts on this thing seem to be green. XD

评论来自 RandomQwerty

Only killable by having this pethttp://www.wowhead.com/spell=46426 and a druid that knows http://www.wowhead.com/spell=50464

HAVE DRUID SUMMON CHUCK AND USE NOURISH INSTANTLY

CONFIRMED DROPS
http://www.wowhead.com/item=18233
http://www.wowhead.com/item=43573
http://www.wowhead.com/item=192
http://www.wowhead.com/item=36942

评论来自 Shiny164

Has the ability to go into the spirit world and attack you there. I died against Lord Godfrey in Shadowfang Keep a while back, clicked the Release Spirit button, and my laptop instantly blue-screened, restarted, and told me my hard drive was dead :/

It's okay, the last backup I took was only about two and a half years ago... *Kicks self repeatedly for own stupidity*

评论来自 Derangera

whoever put the 'M pic on there... nice. Someone else who cares about Red, Blue, and Yellow.

评论来自 KhazRyuu

At times when I'm playing, I notice that my latency has risen quite a lot and I get lag spikes randomly which then cause me 延迟 and disconnections. I've always wondered what the reason could be behind this lag, these lag spikes and the high latency, so I decided to visit wowhead to see if I could find help.

I was browsing around the site looking for help and I stumbled across this... creature(?) and now... I finally know what causes the high latency and the lag spikes.

IT'S THIS THING THAT CAUSES THEM EVERYTIME! CURSE YOU, YOU DEMON... MONSTER... THING! CURSE YOU!

评论来自 WoWman95

As of now, no one can beat it. Even in DS gear (some H) it is impossible. We get to phase 3 and we're instantly disconnected and it despawns. Even Blood Legion has yet to beat it (according to affinity). Whoever loots this killing machine, i'm sure itll contain frostmourne, ashes of al'ar, 20 random mounts from the game, and enough gold to get each char in the raid maxxed out several times over. GOOD LUCK

评论来自 101562

also has an named add called general malfunction non CCable can see thru all stealths invis etc also i highly suggest that you do not try to cast pick pocket on either of them as it has a high chance to cause your computer to just sto

评论来自 Wolfgenerator

How to spawn this NPC:*

1. Go to the top floor of the Northshire Abbey if you are Alliance or the end of the cave in the Valley of Trials if you are Horde.
2. /Yell ZOMG I IZ AN IDYOT I CANT EVIN SPEL RITE!
3. Be Pwned by this NPC.

*You must have Windows Vista for it to work.

评论来自 Xleon

You cannot defeat this boss. You will have to Ctrl+alt+dlt and shut down your computer.. However, you must do this in a matter of 0.0000001 seconds. Trust me.

If, however you manage to take it down to 50% HP it WILL Eat your face!

After that you're pretty much screwed, and your system may and will shutdown by itself. Good luck!

评论来自 854073

sounds like a horrible horrible boss to encounter I hope my kitty has a chance :-(

评论来自 Oogzy

I'm... I'm so confused...

评论来自 RavageDionne

lol windows vista.

评论来自 Lordplatypus

Hunter Loot

评论来自 486979

Now we know why Saurfang resides in Borean tundra.
It's because he likes FROZEN places.

评论来自 wowwowy

what the I don't even.

评论来自 Shoadowolf

This guy attacked me unexpectedly when I was in a pet battle, and it casted the "Blue Screen of Death" on me, and killed my computer.... : /

评论来自 1111331

I just found him sitting in the water at the bottom of the pandaria map. Just go to Krasarang and fly around until you find him, remember he is basically Oondasta (before nerf) and Sha. You need two full servers to defeat him. During the fight there will be a debuff which randomly wipes of the raid, but dont worry there is a gong which you can hit every 5 minutes during which zombies will come and raise the lich king! who recognizes the reference? :P

评论来自 Whoisthiscook

WTB in-game link!

评论来自 Bibendi

The true question is.....
Would it still be a better warchief than Garrosh?

评论来自 Omgomgesiuol

Just had this spawn on the Timeless Isle, on Silvermoon EU

评论来自 ozralia

This N.P.C.'s worst spell Curse of Vulnerablity , will summon multitudes of Darkheart Hacker minions who will spam Hack on you until you lose control of your character... AND your account...

评论来自 Kilthadent

beast? shouldn't this be an aberration?

评论来自 MarsJenkar

I encountered this guy...and shortly thereafter, found myself in a room with an NPC named Chris Houlihan.

Weird.

评论来自 0Aloreth

I recently found out that this guy has a rare chance of dropping 被咬过的肉, making killing him even more profitable.

评论来自 Kanariya

This used to be named (CRASHES EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY~ PROBABLY POSSESSED BY DEMONS OR SOMETHING... CANT EVEN BE DELETED) but was recently renamed to Crash Test Creature for some unknown reason.

评论来自 Suej

Buuh, they changed it!

For the jokes about Vista to make sense, you need the original name of this NPC (which was changed to "Crash Test Creature")

It was:
"(CRASHES EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY~ PROBABLY POSSESSED BY DEMONS OR SOMETHING... CANT EVEN BE DELETED)"

评论来自 asdfhero

dat video tho

评论来自 polaski4life

I am curious, does it crash Linux users?

评论来自 VitaDoden

I'm unfamiliar with that animation prior to this, but consider the implications of this NPC, view it in 3D and choose the "ToAltered" animation.

Horrifying, I suspect this is when she casts her ultimate ability. Blue Screen of Death

评论来自 Layka

Is this thing just a meme or something?

3D查看链接

Crash Test Creature

此 NPC 的地点未知。

此NPC不在游戏中。

Crash Test Creature

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